Monoma: Alright, no ma'am, I will not be beaten by you again Tsunotori
Pony: Oh Monoma, haven't you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?
Monoma: you can not.
Pony: Say fort.
Monoma: fort.
Pony: now say it three times
Monoma: Fort, fort, fort
Pony: Spell it twice
Monoma: F-O-R-T F-O-R-T
Pony: say it two more times
Monoma: Fort fort,
Pony: Now what do you eat soup with?
Monoma: Hahaha! Fork! Haha!
Pony: really? Because I eat soup with a spoon.
Monoma: *hit with realisation*
Tetsutetsu: yeah, see, if you ate soup with a fork the liquid would just fall-
Monoma: I KNOW!
YOU ARE READING
Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)
HumorBasically the title. I like these kinda books, I read them at 4 in the morning, so I figured I'd make one myself. I will be including ships. Alright, enjoy! ~Chara 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
