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POV! ALL THE BOTTOMS ARE GIRLS ALL OF A SUDDEN AND THE TOPS ARE MAD CONFUSED

The tops were playing cards in the basement as their bottom counterparts were upstairs (or so they thought) their peace and music was interrupted by a girlish voice

"THAT HURT YOU BITCH!"

"SUCK TO SUCK! AND IM NOT THE BITCH HERE YOU ARE"

"AHA! PSH GOOD ONE!🙄"

They all looked at each other sharing one thought. . .'what the hell' they brush it off assuming it was the movie until they hear shattering of glass and a blood curdling scream

"oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

"Isn't it beautiful"

"YOUR FUCKING CRAZY. . . YOU. . .HISOKA LOOKING WHORE"

they look at each other again and all RUN upstairs only to see their boyfriends or rather girlfriends 

Oikawa is bleeding from slamming her hand on the glass table

Atsumu is pouting

Tendou is admiring the blood

Suna is high off her ass

Hinata is hiding behind a couch

Yamaguchi is trying not to look at oikawa's hand

Suga is looking for the first aid kit

Akashi is directing suga and consoling Oikawa

Noya is sleep

Kenma is playing her game

Yaku is watching kenma's game over her shoulder

Daichi is so amazed at female suga's beauty that he almost faints,

"simp" kuroo whispers

Iwazumi walks over to Oikawa "dumbass- what the hell would you do that for?"

"Iwa chann~~ it hurtsss" Oikawa whines

"there's this new thing called common sense" Iwazumi snapps

Atsumu looks in the mirror and immediately runs to her room. Lots of things go threw Sakusa's mind 'damn it do i have to get her now-' he makes his way up the stairs and knock on atsumu's door. no response. he opens the door and sees Atsumu in front of the mirror wearing an ahegao hoodie-crop top, fishnets, platform boots, and a black skirt with a chain on it

"I look so good" Atsumu smiles

Sakusa nearly chokes. Osamu aproaches the door and sees Atsumu and is speechless

"wh- what the f- tsum- i- wha- i- so- du- HUHHHHH?!" (mood lmao) then runs back down stairs after hearing suna scream 

"I WILL FOLD YOU HOE" and then Ushijima trying to calm him down.

Sakusa walks in the room a locks the door. "take it off" he says  "awww omi omi why is it not cute?" atsumu pouts "i said take it off, we wouldn't want to mess it up now would we?" he says taking off his shirt and placing it to the side

Back with the rest

"ahh finally get your dog" tendou says looking at Osamu

". . . EXUSE ME?!?" Suna says "DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOG TO YOU PENNYWISE?!?"

"ARF!" Tendou barks at Suna

"BITCH" Suna says jumping out of her seat not listening to Osamu 

"Suna you are drunk, please sit down." Ushijima says

"oop-" Noya says waking up from his nap "Uhmmm but anywho" he says laying back down on asahi's lap

Osamu turns to Ushijima and punches him square in his jaw causing Ushijima to loose his balance and reach for his jaw. Osamu shakes is hand cause we all know good and damn well that shit had to hurt

"Never in you LIFE do you EVER talk to my Rin like that!"

"Osamu are you high too?" Ushijima asks

Kenma cackles and Tendou looks up like: 👁👄👁. Osamu takles Ushijima knocking him into the shelf breaking a vase, the glass sliding across the floor near Oikawa and Oikawa's paranoid ass screams making kenma, who has on ear-phones look up. A "damn bitch-" could be heard from Atsumu and Sakusa upstairs. Ushijima is still not fighting back and Osamu is fealing good as he has the upper hand in the fight. . .untill Osamu gets cocky and says 

"not so tough now huh?" and SPITS.IN.USHIJIMA'S.MOUTHE

Suna is jealous- Everyone looks at each other then at Ushijima who was P I S S E D. they all got up and ran for safetly. Ushijima uppercuts Osamu's ass off of him and Osamu hits the floor with a BANG everyone is silent and the only thing that they could hear was Atsumu suck his teeth and say "My G im tryna give the glock glock 3000 while some is downstairs getting their shit rocked like damn apparently im not gon be the ONLY one who wont be able to walk after this" Kuroo snickers "world starr" he whispers as he whips out his phone and records

Suna and tendou wondering why they were fighting in the first place. They shrug, get up and leave to go get ice-cream

"ayo" yaku says rolling his eyes. Yamaguchi was not amused "Bruh- yall do the most"

"i know rightttt" OIkawa say, she didn't even see anything that went on. she was taking selfies.

Ushijima calms down and clears his throat "I beleive my actions were caused by Oikawa not coming to Shiri-" he gets cut off by tendou opening the door and grabbing Ushijima "Stop what you doin'- Damn stay on that SAME shit he done told you TIME and TIME again but you thick skulled havin ass. ." Tendou drags Ushijima out the door.

Osamu is on the floor 

"AHAHAHAHAAAAA Sleeped his ass" Bokuto says pointing at Osamu. Kuroo sends the video to terushima and snickers

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~" comes from upstairs

"YASSSS GET THAT DICK" Yamauchi yells

Suddenly the slapping of skin and pants stop and a faint "ahem" can be heard "now they all quiet PFFFTTT"



WHEW CHILE THAT WAS FUN! (923 words!)

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