OK OK OK ALL THE "cRaCkHeAdS" CAME TOGETHER AND FUCKED SOME SHIT UP IF YOUR READIN THIS FROM THE "HAIKYUU ON CRACK" DISCORD SERVER JUST KNOW I LOWKEY WANNA DO THIS SHIT( IM LOOKING AT YOU FEMALE TANAKA) -love Enby Atsumu asf BTW I WROTE THIS AS IF IT WAS IN THE DISCORD SERVER SO IF THIS IS A BAD REPRESENTATION OF YOU IM SORYYY also vin is just t h e r e ignore him if you want! <3
n e wayss
"YOOO" Enby atsumu asid as he bursts into terushima's room "oop- you- your door- i- WELL TUFF SHIT" he walked in the room and sat on terushima's bed
". . . ayo-" terushima said starin at the door
"chile the ghetto-" Female Noya said giving tsumu a 'damn bitch' face
( I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT YOUR ABOUT TO READ AND KUROO AND BOKUTO I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO BITCH SLAP ME AHAHAHHAHA)
Kuroo and Bokuto come in the room making out with each other, when they finally stop, Kuroo looks into Bokuto's eyes and in a careful and tender tone says
"No homo doe"
(im so sorry 😭🤚🏽)
Bokuto starts cackling and kuroo
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Vin looks at them, looks away, looks back and says " Well would you look at the time- i gotta walk my car Bye👨🏽🦯"
Suna got fuckin lost and is just standing in the door way uncomfy
Tendou is just there because "Ushi thought it would be a good bonding exprience"
Enby atsumu looks down at their thick thighs, sighs, and screams " IM SIMPLY TOO THICK"
Bokuto snickers
Female Tanaka looks at them and goes " Whatever rocks ya socks shawty😬🏃🏽♀️"
Samu walked in, for what he didnt know he was just bored so he sat down, not noticing his twin and got sucker punched in his dick
"AH- TSUMU WTF-" samu screams
SLAP
"OUCH- "
SLAP
"TSUMU WHY ARE YOU SMACKING ALL I DID WAS-"
SMACK
Suna is STILL uncomy
"Sunarin can you he-"
SMACK
"🤬"
SMACK
samu smacked tsumu back
"👨🏽🦳GAHH DAMM👨🏽🦳" Female Tanaka says
Sakusa in the OTHER ROOM knocks on the ✨Non-existant✨ door and goes
"WHAT IN FUCKS NAME ARE YALL DOIN-"
keep im mf MIND that Osamu (in this au anyways) is 💪🏽B U F F💪🏽 they take very few shitz and LOOK mean, tho theyre not (dont flatter yourself samu🙄🙌🏽) Enby atsumu is SMALL theyre like 5'2 and SKINNY not the good kind, the 'Go eat sum' kind and everybody who saw swore that their neck made a whole 90 degree angle like homeboi ear touched their elbow
Sakusa sees the red mark in tsumu's face and snickers "its not funny" he says through snickers
Akaashi walked in, and walked back out and said
"yall on drugs"
Bokuto pouted then ran after Akaashi an yelled
"AAGGAASHIIIII"
Enby atsumu fixes their neck and says "can we rob a 711?"
Female osamu looks at them and goes "do they have Connie meat??🤨🙌🏽"
"ah- outta poket- 😃😄😃" -ft 2021✨✨
Female kita walks In and says "what is this.😀"
Enby atsumu is d o n e "oh god not this bitch"
Samu just had to chime in- "honor thy mother and father"
Enby atsumu rolls their eyes and goes "gurgle my cock and balls"
Vin Has already Usain BOLTED out that bitch '🏃🏽♂️💨💨 ZOOM
