BNHA Chatfic but Mineta isn't kicked out within the first chapter

Operation Get Mineta a BF

New chat

Mina Ashido has added 5 people to the chat.

Mina Ashido has renamed the chat "Operation Get Mineta a BF".

Mina Ashido: Girls I have t e a 

Ochaco Uraraka: Spill the tea sis

Mina Ashido: Okay so Kaminari created a chat for le BakuSquad

Mina Ashido: AND HE TOLD US THAT HE  L I K E S  MINETA 

Toru Hagakure: OUR GRAPE BOI HAS A CHANCE, WOOOOOOOOOO

Momo Yaoyurozu: Judging from the name of this chat, I'm assuming us ladies are going to be the matchmakers in this situation

Mina Ashido: Yup! Ima tell Kami to confess, brb

Chat: BakuSquad

Mina Ashido: Yo Kaminari

SimpingForAGrape: Yee?

Mina Ashido: Confess to grape boi

SimpingForAGrape: Nu

Mina Ashido: Why not

SimpingForAGrape: Because Ima probably get rejected

Hanta Sero: Bro you're so oblivious if you can't see that he simps for you as much as you simp for him

SimpingForGrape: Idk about that, I'm a pretty big simp

Katsuki Bakugou: Do it you pussy

SimpingForAGrape: But Kachaaaaaaaaaaaan

Katsuki Bakugou: Call me that again and you die

Katsuki Bakugou: And no buts

Katsuki Bakugou: If you don't think you have a chance just think

Katsuki Bakugou: You're the only f*cker other than his mom that has voluntarily remained in his life for a long time, there's a big chance that he f*cking likes you back

Katsuki Bakugou: So go get some d*ck or some sh*t, Idk

SimpingForAGrape: Bro that's the nicest thing you've ever done for me 😪😪😪😪

Katsuki Bakugou: Don't get used to it b*tch

Mina Ashido: Bakugou sounded like a mom for a sec there lol

Mina Ashido has changed Katsuki Bakugou to AngryMomFriend.

AngryMomFriend: You are going to die

Mina Ashido: Lmao

SimpingForAGrape: Ok fine, I'm gonna do it

Mina Ashido: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Hanta Sero: If by some messed up logic you get rejected, we'll be here with ice cream and Netflix

Chat: Operation Get Mineta a BF

Mina Ashido: Y'ALL KAMI'S GONNA DO IT

Ochako Ururaka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Mina: Wait hold on Mineta's texting the gay panic chat

Chat: G a y  P a n i c 

GayForPikachu: Y'all I'm thinking of confessing but idk, should I do it

Mina Ashido: OMG YES DO IT

GrapeMum: Do it my son

Kyoka Jiro: Do it do it

Ochako Ururaka: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas do it

Momo Yaoyurozu: I think you should do it.

Tsuyu Asui: I agree with Momo

Toru Hagakure: Go for it, grape boi

GayForPikachu: That's an overwhelmingly positive response

Mina Ashido: Trust us, go for it ya simp

GayForPikachu: Will you bring me ice cream if I get rejected?

Ochaco Ururaka: Yep!

GrapeMum: He likes cookie dough ice cream when he's sad

Momo Yaoyurozu: Noted

Private Chat: Kaminari and Mineta

Grape: Hey, Kami?

Pikachu: Yo I was just about to text you to ask you something my dude

Grape: Yo same

Pikachu: We are so in sync

Pikachu: I'll go first

Pikachu: Can I talk to you alone after class tomorrow?

Grape: That's what I was gonna ask

Pikachu: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pikachu: I'm assuming that's a yes then

Grape: Yep

Grape: Whatcha wanna talk about?

Pikachu: It's a secret ;)

Grape: Love that lol