BNHA Chatfic but Mineta isn't kicked out within the first chapter

You can pry bisexual Mineta away from my cold dead hands

GrapeBoi: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, B*TCHES

WhoreForShakespeare: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Area51: UwU Fellow gay?

GrapeBoi: I'm technically bi, but yes

Creati: Fellow bi?

GrapeBoi: What can I say, abs are as great as boobs

FlexTape: Is that why I saw you staring at all us in the locker room that one time?

GrapeBoi: ASFGSGDTDVDFEG S E R O 

EarRape: Lmao get recked

GrapeBoi: No u

EarRape: Oh sh*t

GrapeBoi: Get nae nae'd

BabyShark: When did Mineta become a meme XD

GrapeBoi: I've always been like this, y'all just never pay attention to me when I am

GrapeBoi: But when I make ONE comment about the girls y'all are like "LE GASP, HOW DARE"

GrapeBoi: Even though Denki does the EXACT SAME THING

GrapeBoi: But you don't call him out cause he's cute

WhoreForShakespeare: Yeah, ok, but did you just call me cute

GrapeBoi: Did I f*cking stutter

WhoreForShakespeare: Understandable, have a nice gay

WhoreForShakespeare: I meant day, but gay works too

GrapeBoi: You meant gay

WhoreForShakespeare: Lmao u right

Sonic: And there is already chaos in the chat

DefyingGravity: Did you expect anything different?

Sonic: Not really

Kermit: Hey Mineta, remember that one time I almost drowned you at USJ

Kermit: I just remembered it and though it should be said

GrapeBoi: Lmao yeah

GrapeBoi: I deserved it tho, so you're cool 

Kermit: Nice 👌👌👌

EndeavorCanSuckAD*ck: Okay so I just found out that my dad is gay

EndeavorCanSuckAD*ck: My hatred for him has slightly decreased

Broccoli: Isn't he dating Hawks?

EndeavorCanSuckAD*ck: E x c u s e  m e , w h a t ? !

Sonic: How do you know this?

Broccoli: I have Hawk's number

DefyingGravity: Why????

Broccoli: Don't question it

EndeavorCanSuckAD*ck: I'm confronting him about this

Broccoli: Good luck!

AngryPomeranian: My mom just asked my if I have a girlfriend, how do I respond

BabyShark: Aren't you gay?

AngryPomeranian: Yes, And she doesn't know

Area51: Just respond how you normally would to that question

AngryPomeranian: Ok so I just said "I'm f*cking gay" and she just says "Oh well, that explains a lot"

AngryPomeranian: Wtf does this mean

FlexTape: Ask

AngryPomeranian: Okay so I asked her and she just responded with "Do you honestly think it's normal to obsess over a childhood friend the way you have? And you ARE only friends with boys."

Area51: She has a point

AngryPomeranian: HELP ME SHE JUST STARTED LISTING OFF ALL THE BOYS HERE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIND OUT WHO MY CRUSH IS

Invisib*tch: OMG I LOVE YOUR MOM

Area51: That's some sh*t I would do lol 

DefyingGravity: We need to add your mom to the shipping chat

AngryPomeranian: Oh god no

EndeavorCanSuckAD*ck has changed their name to EndeavorIsSuckingD*ck.

EndeavorIsSuckingD*ck: Ok so

EndeavorIsSuckingD*ck: Midoriya was right

Broccoli: I knew it

EndeavorIsSuckingD*ck: And my parents are currently in the process of getting a divorce

EndeavorIsSuckingD*ck: How was I not aware of this

Broccoli: Probably because your dad doesn't talk about his personal matters a whole lot

EndeavorIsSuckingD*ck: Oh yeah, you're right

Creati: This went from Mineta being bi

Creati: To Endeavor being gay

Creati: To Bakugou's mom embarrassing him

Creati: Back to Endeavor being gay

GrapeBoi: All of us have ADHD or ADD and are gay and depressed

EarRape: Big mood