BNHA Chatfic but Mineta isn't kicked out within the first chapter

Iida why

Tenya Iida has added Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shouto Todoroki, and 16 others to the chat.

Tenya Iida has renamed the chat "Class 1-A".

Tenya Iida: I know for a fact I am going to regret this, but I'm giving you all a chance to prove me wrong

Mina Ashido: Lmao we gonna prove you right

Mina Asido has changed their name to Area51.

Area51 has changed Denki Kaminari to WhoreForShakespeare.

WhoreForShakespeare: Mina why would you @ me like this 

Area51: Suffer b*tch

Area51 has changed Hanta Sero to FlexTape

FlexTape: Now THAT'S a lotta damage

FlexTape: Also, Denki, my dude,

FlexTape: How the f*ck do you understand old English enough to read Shakespeare

FlexTape: That sh*t's confusing

WhoreForShakespeare: I'm better than you, that's how

FlexTape: Weird flex but okay

Area51 has change Ejiro Kirishima to BabyShark.

BabyShark: W h y 

Area51: B e c a u s e 

Area51 has changed Katsuki Bakugou to AngryPomeranian.

AngryPomeranian: F*ck you

Area51: No thanks, I'm a lesbian

Kyoka Jiro has changed their name to EarRape.

EarRape: Mood

Area51: LESBIANS UNITE

Toru Hagakure has changed their name to Invisib*tch.

Invisib*tch: WHO SUMMONED MEEEEEEEEEEE

Area51: I DID 

Momo Yaoyurozu has changed their name to Creati

Creati: I'm bisexual, does that count?

Area51: Sure, welcome to the squad

EarRape: Everything here is super gay

Creati: Nice

Ochako Ururaka has changed their name to DefyingGravity.

Tsuyu Asui: IS THAT A WICKED REFERENCE I SEE

DefyingGravity: Ah, I see you are a girl of culture as well

Tsuyu Asui has changed their name to Kermit.

Kermit: Ribbit ribbit mother f*cker

Tenya Iida: I've lost control of my life once again

FlexTape: You good, Iida?

Tenya Iida has changed their name to Sonic

Sonic: No (●◡●)

FlexTape: That's fair

Izuku Midoriya has changed their name to Broccoli 

Broccoli: Hi guys!

Area51: Ah yes, the smol bean is here

Broccoli: ???

Area51: You are too precious

Shouto Todoroki changed their name to EndeavorCanSuckAD*ck.

Sonic: I should be reprimanding you

Sonic: But I don't like Endeavor

Fumikage Tokoyami has changed their name to ReverlyInTheDark.

WhoreForShakespeare has changed Mezo Shoji to Hentai.

Hentai: W h y  t h i s ?

WhoreForShakespeare: Because 

Koji Koda has changed their name to Animals❤️

Area51: Ah yes, the second smol bean

Animals❤️: 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Area51: S o  p u r e

Yuga Aoyama has changed their name to 💫Sparkles💫

💫Sparkles💫: The beauty has arrived

AngryPomeranian: F*ck off

💫Sparkles💫: No~

FlexTape has changed Rikido Sato to SugarDaddy.

SugarDaddy: Why am I not surprised 

Broccoli: Guys, I feel like we're forgetting someone...

WhoreForShakespeare: Here, lemme do the honors

WhoreForShakespeare has changed Minoru Mineta to GrapeBoi.

GrapeBoi: Oh, my existence has finally been acknowledged 

GrapeBoi: Thanks Denki

WhoreForShakespeare: I gotchu fam

Area51: Remind me how he got into Class 1-A again

GrapeBoi: Strategy and smarts, two things you don't have

FlexTape: HOLY FUGIYVUYFUFTDRSUYDYFAAGDGEFSH

WhoreForShakespeare: MINA JUST GOT CALLED OUT

Area51: I feel attacked

GrapeBoi: Now you know how I feel on a daily basis

BabyShark: Bro, are you okay???

GrapeBoi: No 😁😁😁

BabyShark: Understandable, have a nice day

Sonic: This chat is a mistake

GrapeBoi: Like me?

BabyShark: B r o