Someone fires a spell at Ron:
Hermione, tackles Ron to the ground to avoid him getting hit:
Ron: That was rude! A simple 'Duck' would do the trick.
Hermione: If I had yelled 'Duck' at you, I can guarantee that your response wouldn't have been to get out of the way, but to yell back 'Goose'.
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Harry Potter Crack (3)
FanfictionHii! I hope you enjoy! This is the third one in my series of these books, so if you haven't already, please read the other two as well! Enjoy.