Remus: You would fuck a werewolf. I don't have control when I'm transformed. You would die.
Sirius: Sounds hot. Let's do it.
Sirius, mumbles something:
Remus: Wait, did you just say 'die by dick'?
Sirius: Yeah.
Remus: Did you really just say, 'die by dick'.
Sirius, laughing: Die by dick.
Remus: Oh my god.
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Harry Potter Crack (3)
FanfictionHii! I hope you enjoy! This is the third one in my series of these books, so if you haven't already, please read the other two as well! Enjoy.
