Archie Pill was not very clever,
Thought him and his wife were together forever!
They lived on a boat, adrift at sea
In rocking chairs, drinking green tea,
Then one day he found something grand
Gave it his wife, roped round her hand.
He took her on deck, on their little boat
As he thought his gift was going to float,
Threw it in the water, a great big anchor!
Which killed his wife, as it slowly sank her.
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The Life Of Benjamin Cane & Other Stories
PoetryA series of Dark, fantasy stories. Stories which are full of black humour, tell tales of confussed kids, spontaneous transformers, and a mum who hates her son. Dark and clever rhymes. Thoughts of all sorts.
