meet the dipshits

When u stalk someone and its so painfully obvious

Seraphina changed "seraphina" to "sera"

Sera: there

Sera: oh and isen why are you stalking john

Isen: what??

Sera: he knows, he can tell

Isen: how? Thats impossible

Sera: he has this weird 6th sense that whenever something is off he knows

Isen: WTF

Remi: why are you stalking john isen

Isen: im just curious ok

Blyke: about what?

Remi: hey seraphina, what if thats his ability?

Isen: yk he gets beaten up every day and im tired of it.

Isen: whenever we turn our backs people go bully him

Sera: what? Senseing when someone is talking about him???

Sera: i doubt thats an ability but go off ig.

Sera: why dont we add him?

Elaine: to the groupchat? I thought it was for royals only?

Sera: there are 3 royals, plus me if i count. There are 6 people in this groupchat, we might as well add him

Arlo: eh

Remi: sure why not

Blyke: i mean whats the worst that could happen

Isen: NEVER SAY THAT

Sera added john to royals +3

Sera: john.

John: wtf

John: why am i here

Arlo renamed royals +3 to royals + 4 dipshits

Remi: thats not very nice

Arlo: im not very nice

Blyke: hey john

John: oh its that lazor fuck

John: And that spying fuck

John: And some other fucks

Blyke:

Isen: SPYING FUCK?

Sera: but did he lie?

Remi: what am i

John: pink lightning mcqueen

Arlo: i regret this already

John: then i shall take my leave

Sera: john no.

John: ok

Elaine:

John: oh look its that strawberry shortcake character with a ability useless in combat that values herself so highly even though shes barely elite

Remi:

Isen: 😦

Elaine: EXCUSE ME?? UM YOUR A CRIPPLE

Arlo: well hes not lying

Sera: