meet the dipshits

mommy said i shouldnt deepthroat a dagger but i could

John: who the fuck

John: is that my sister or do i need glasses

John: THEA??

Thea: did you miss me? 🥺

John: no.

Isen: ouch

Arlo: what a reunion

Thea: I BAILED YOU OUT OF JAIL

Sera: JAIL?

Thea: JAIL.

Blyke: IM ROOMATES WITH A CRIMINAL?

John: OKOK

Isen: remi is crying

Blyke: why

Remi: theyre so cute

Thea: oh yea, the cats seem to love you for some reason

Remi: i would die for them

Thea: dont touch that one cat with a black color and black tip of its tail

Thea: he might try to claw your eyeballs out

Isen: what if im into that 😏

Blyke: get out.

Arlo: why do you keep a cat who wants to claw peoples eyeballs out

Sera: why WOULDNT you want a cat who does that

John: exactly, he loves me and me only

Arlo: kinda narcissistic dont you think

Thea: but hes not wrong, niko loves him only

Thea: hes even tried to claw my eyes out

Arlo:

Sera: oh to have a cat who only loves you ❤️

Isen: your parents dont love you do they.

Sera:

Arlo: haha

Remi: ISEN THATS RUDE

Isen: BUT ITS TRUE ISNT IT

Arlo: wheres holden

John: hes missing his bf ☺️

Elaine: more like servant tbh

Thea: the blue one that kinda looked like ziran?

Thea: hes asleep

John: ok first of all. Fuck you

John: second of all yea

Arlo: someone go wake him up, elaine go

Elaine: why me

Arlo: go

Sera: boo no bullying arlo

Blyke: OK

Blyke: SO

Remi: ?

Blyke: the food here is fucking delicious

Isen: normally i would disagree but yea it tastes amazing

Thea: eat as much as you want. the chef loves you because he hasnt made food for a group of people in like. 4 years

Arlo: JOHN YOUR CAT FUCKING BIT ME

John: DONT YOU DARE HURT HIM

Remi: arlo you cant feel pain just let the cat bite you

Sera: 1 of u 2 is definitely more important and its not u