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- ok so
- mans LOVES pet names
- like you can't remember the last time he called you by your legal name
- here's a few
- babe
- he calls you babe. all. the. time.
- "babe, please. play minecraft with me just this once. come on, i won't let you die!"
- baby???
- like you're some kind of infant
- "woo! my baby just killed the ender dragon, your fave could never."
- "you're insane."
- it's kind of insulting if you think about it....
- he calls you cringy names all the time
- just to get a rise out of you
- like prince/ss???
- "please, prince/ss? for me?"
- "i told you to never call me that."
- like???>>]€+
- he's an animal
- POOKIE???????
- like when he wants something from you
- cause we all know mans likes to beg
- "please, pookie. for me?"
- he needs therapy
- MAMAS
- he calls you mamas ALL THE TIME
- like i can't stress enough
- no matter what gender you identify as or what pronouns you use
- he can't stop calling you mamas
- it's a problem
- "come on, mamas! fight 'em! swing your sword, god dammit!"
- even though you claim to hate the nicknames he calls you
- you secretly love it
- you'd never tell him that though
- don't want to give him to satisfaction
- you can give him that somewhere else ;)

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