Stick: Aaaaand we have our first dare
Stick: Ooooh, this one's for Stoner!
Captain: *silently freaking out*
Stick: Oh.
Captain: What
Captain: What is it
Stick: Oh no
Captain: Is it bad?
Stick: Uh-
Captain: Show me the card
Stick: NO
Captain: SHOW ME THE CARD
Stick: YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT
Captain: I WANT TO SEE THE CARD
Stick: *holding it up*
Captain: GIMME
Stick: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Stick: *tosses card to Stoner*
Stoner: Dude?
Stick: Just get it over with, goddamnit!
Stoner: Uh...
Stick: *lOUDLY FREAKING OUT*
Captain: *still silently freaking out*
Bro: *playing mario kart* Can you be quiet over there? I'm trying to beat Ninja at this thing
Ninja: You're never going to win
Bro: Right
Bro: Sure
Stoner: But dude, you never said why
Stick: BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING DARE
Stoner: Jeez, jeez, fine
Stoner: I don't like this dare
Stick: THAT'S WHY-
Stick: JUST GET IT OVER WITH
Stoner: *sigh*
Stoner: *kisses Bro on cheek*
Bro:
Ninja:
Stick:
Captain:
Bro: *visible confusion because isn't Stoner gay for cAPTAIN-*
Ninja: *literally three seconds away from murdering Stoner*
Stick: Ok, ok
Stick: Maybe that wasn't that bad?
Stick: Maybe Captain and Ninja are fine with it
Stick: Right?
Bro: *still visible confusion*
Captain: *death glare at Stick*
Stick: It's not my fault!
Captain: I'm going outside for some fresh air
Stick: Have fun with that
Captain: When I come back, there better be a dare about me murdering Stick
Captain: Bye *shuts door*
Bro: *visible confusion intensifies*
Stoner: Stupid dare, dude
Bro: Oh
Bro: *turns to Ninja* Rematch?
Ninja:
Bro:
Ninja:
Bro:
Ninja: *takes out sword*
Stick: WAIT DON'T-
