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Stick: Oh this one's easy 

Stick: OH HOLD UP NO IT ISN'T 

Captain: Please tell me it's not another one for me 

Stick: Nah people actually remembered Mr Cheese's existence 

Stick: Oh Mr Cheeseeeee 

Mr Cheese: We're literally in the same room 

Mr Egg: Nobody asked, idiot 

Stick: Oh this is gonna be fun 

Stick: You two were dared to hug 

Mr Cheese: 

Mr Egg: 

Mr Cheese: Fuck no 

Mr Egg: Absolutely not 

Stick: It's a dare, you either do it or- 

Stick: Oh right, you don't have a choice 

Mr Cheese: There is no way I am hugging that moron 

Stick: Welp you kinda have to 

Stick: This dare is so evil I love it 

Mr Egg: I am not getting anywhere near this filthy excuse for a crewmate 

Mr Cheese: JOKES ON YOU I'M NOT A CREWMATE 

Mr Cheese: *tHROWS KNIFE* 

Stick: Nope 

Knife: *vanishes* 

Mr Egg: 

Mr Cheese: 

Stick: Behold host powers 

Stick: Now snuggle 

Mr Egg: *regretfully scooching over to Mr Cheese* 

Mr Egg: I don't need to touch him or anything, right? 

Stick: What? Pfft. No. Of course you don't need to touch someone to hug them. 

Mr Egg: 

Mr Cheese: There is no way I am touching Mr Egg 

Mr Egg: Oh, shut up 

Stick: Just get it over with 

Stick: That is seriously my new motto with this tod 

Mr Cheese: *gags* 

Mr Egg: 

Mr Egg: *hugs Mr Cheese* 

Mr Cheese: Yep ok let go now 

Mr Egg: *lets go* 

Mr Egg: Not. A. Word. 

Mr Cheese: Agreed 

Stick: Y'know if they ever forgive each other they'd make a cute FRIENDship 

Stick: Oh yeah and The Gentleman has to hug Player 

The Gentleman: 

Player: 

The Gentleman: ...Fine 

Player: Wait really? 

Player: I thought you would argue more 

The Gentleman: Well, friends do display affection 

Player: 

Player: You literally told Mr Cheese to shut up for the first two episodes- 

The Gentleman: I'm going to hug you before you change my mind 

The Gentleman: *hugs Player* 

Player: Alright then *hugs back* 

The Gentleman: That's enough 

Player: Sure *lets go* 

The Gentleman: Well then 

Player: Yep bye 

Stick: Mhm bye *eating lollipop* 

Player: Where did you- 

Stick: Host powers 

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