Stick: LMAO Y E S
Mr Cheese: For me?
Stick: Nah, Mr Egg this time
Mr Cheese: Oh, that asshole
Stick: *rolls eyes*
Mr Egg: Well fuck you too, Mr Cheese
Mr Egg: What's the dare?
Stick: You have to speak in egg puns for 24 hours
Mr Egg: Eggcellent!
Stick: I know right
Mr Egg: Finally a good reason to crack a yolk!
Mr Egg: G-get it?
Mr Egg: Because my hat's
Mr Egg: The yolk?
Stick:
Mr Egg: ...That one wasn't very good, was it?
Stick: Go tell that one to the others
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Mr Egg: The Gentleman?
The Gentleman: *kittens still snuggling*
The Gentleman: Yes, Mr Egg?
Mr Egg: What do you call a scared egg?
Mr Egg: Terrifried!
The Gentleman:
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Mr Egg: Why was the egg late for school?
Player: Because school starts way too early and makes you want to stab yourself?
Mr Egg: It didn't study for the eggsam!
Mr Egg: Wait what
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Mr Egg: What's an egg's favorite coffee?
Mr Cheese: Nah fam spare me
Mr Egg: AN EGGSPRESSO
Mr Cheese: I SAID SPARE ME
Mr Egg: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE YOU POACHED DISGRACE
Mr Cheese: I WHOLEHEARTEDLY DISABREE
Mr Egg: Disabree? Really?
Mr Cheese: I IMPROVISED
Mr Egg: HOW DID THE HEN GET TO WORK SO FAST
Mr Cheese: I DON'T C A R E
Mr Egg: SHE USED THE EGGSPRESS LANE
Mr Cheese: Wait
Mr Egg: What
Mr Cheese: What's that behind you?
Mr Egg: What's what?
Mr Cheese: That's my interest melting away
