Tree, who sleeps at 8 hours minimum each night: I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I'm so happy to be alive :)
Pillow, whose sleep schedule has been destroyed years ago: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds, just please fucking kill me already-
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
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