sans x boogie man

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requested by me (as a break from sans x black butler) bc boogie man from grubhub be so hot 😏😳🥵

boogirgr man looeked down on hte oofod he ewas eateng  . he awas s oooo broed b cc hte opioidiids in the bureger were staytring to wash of.f. he missed edhis wife nadn son as theyb erht were meudereder er r d buy salladad lady, , wo ho was satill alvie and not piunsihed. he iwpeid e s his eyes with the nureger b c he wa scring soooooooooooooooo much.

he oerpeedne up turneder nad swieped right on the wofirst f-erpreson, w o h owas snas andn atunred out htat sanns ahd pacpteie d him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was oso s appy nad texted him

"hey bbU" 

adtaere .69 seconds (omg funny number 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂) nsnas serepsonded

"hi ;)" 

aferer eisntg hte ;) bogoogei man immaedeatek;y came, acuugn his tabke t obe stainedn ehd itwith hims grubhub cum . 

"i are soooo hto pls date me" 

oboogige msam sent. hue mimdametey ot a  rposnse

"yes" 

it was so ht  ahtat boogie man caem agaaiagn, cumgng all over his bgrubguhb burger. hetnet, snans tleleeperd ed ou ot fjje er his fpphone and saw this ucm on his burager.

"boogie an.......... jhow could ohyu do yhaht  to grbubhub?" snans sgapsoed in shock and disacpporiavle.

"NO I AM OSRIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!" boo ue man said naut it was oto alte. snans turned awhyaya nad tok the ubrger int h9s hand.

"i am soryr,........... i ama he to clal te grubhub ppolive...................>>>" snans said,acuaing booihirm mna oto cry. it was oso sad.d 420 years latlelr e (omg weed numbe rom g so ugnny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂) gubruhb areivie na d otol boogie mamn to gkal. wherere ansans wathched him get eaten awlaive by saklad lad. 

eighht before boogie man could idie, sanborsds realized how mauch new tuerlay loevd bogoie man and stpepedp ed befterewen hgm and sallad lady. boogoeie man cried in agnughs as slalalads layd ate ish is new turuel ove . 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he iicre,and loooed up at asllasd slady in caldnher. slladlad lady cowered i nfear. hten, his htherow e ahaernmer arrived frm the havenns and he exuscuted salald lsaedy and kiled ledthe rest of grubhub seteting this unoverse herfrreeee. but it was oo lakte. sansn aws alreayydu dea.d 

"bgogneby . semens" he aisdiad nad kleld hmslef iwtih the hajemr and ekp msasns ' hadn. 

the end

omg i cry so sad 

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