𝒮𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

Sophajor

Sofie screamed "Youstolemypencil!" from across the hall

Major screamed, "It's not my fault that you are so attractive!"

Y/n watched in confusion.

Then Klay said, "OOOOOOO they are in LOVEEEE!"

"YOOOOOO I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER YOU BI-" said Major.

Brittney danced gracefully like the goddess that she is.

And Alia cried cutely.

Then Mr. Sandwich peed quietly.

Sofie stood there, shocked. "You think I'm attractive, Major?"

Major replied, "N- No! I didn't say that!"

Gudetama said, "Sophajor for life!"

Miss. Bells agreed.

Ash said, "I'm so edgy and emo, no one understands me."

Nine months later, their wedding was held in the Death School auditorium.

Sofie was wearing a beautiful white dress.

Major was wearing a bikini.

The maid of honor was Brittney the Great.

The whatever it's called of honor was Shrek

Brittney was singing Super Bass by Kate Bush.

Alia was the flower girl. She was twerking while Brittney was singing.

The Ash twerked emo-ly.

Then, Klay screamed at Shrek, "YOU LITTLE BI-"

Shrek then did the WAP and cried.

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edit:: why tf did I post this- 

~alia