love at first sight

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-----MORDECAI'S LETTER----

oh twilight, my love.. who knew i'd be the one to fall in love with a pony..

her soft skin, her luscious locks of hair, her huge, fat and enormous.. heart. all i wish is to see you once more..

when i first saw you at that furry hangout last week.. my, you were so talented at dancing..

you walked up to me and laughed.. i said: "damn bitch", and you started dancing even harder.. adorable...! you reminded me of rigby.. if rigby was a drunk teenager like you. 

i dont remember exactly.. but i left in a hurry... on the ride home, all i could think about was you and your hot and graceful dance moves.. sigh..

we live in different worlds, yet you somehow caught my eye. you caught my attention better than anyone, you truly are extraordinary.

sincerely mordecai.

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"m-mordecai? what are you doing up so early? the cafe doesnt open until 9.a.m!!" margrette said..

she's nothing compared to twilight.. 

"oh yeah, right.."

"are you listening?"

this bitch.. just shut up.

she glared at me with her crusty eyeballs and greasy red hair.

i just know twilight would never allow these things.



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