"Deals That Make Us Proud (Unlike Our Nephew, Steve)"
"Uh-oh, your prescription is expiring"
"I'm deleting your Envira account"
"Two razors for your friends (on us)"
"Don't invite Steve to that meeting. He'll dress like a ghost."
"Do you need a tractor? we got you covered!"
"As Promised: Charity Sponsorship Information"
"Meet Robert from your Alumni Network"
"Connecting Angela with Mark"
"Touching base re: Gutter Cleaning Estimate"
"Wednesday: Happy Hour 6PM at the Bark Park"
"Lunch and Learn: What to Know about Estate Planning"
"Thanks for attending Night at the Zoo"
"Thanks! (Special treat inside)"
"Don't Forget to Use Your Coupon"
"Let's be friends—Like and Review us on Facebook!"
"Gold for free"
"Spam email"
"we made you a custom shirt based on what you liked on facebook!'
"NEW DEALS THAT WILL LIQUIFY UR PANTS!!!!!! wow!"
"i tried calling but everyone at chapters said you died"
"Get hit by opening this email"
"The name of the company holiday brochure is on fire"
"Where to drink wine right now if you lived on Venus"
"Grow your business through black magic"
"You can buy this on Flipkart"
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AdventureThis is a non contextual quote book of things my friends have said.
