Quotes of a time of conflict

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M: the sun is obese
A: are u fat shaming the sun?
M: yes.

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The moon is a skinny legend

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My hobby is saving China so I have no problem answering truthfully on Disney Princess buzz feed quizzes

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I can't think of another use for arms. I was gonna say walking but we don't walk on hands

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Ladies get you a guy that will straight up murder you

Ladies get you a guy that will straight up murder you

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