Weebs Central DxD: Rerun

Chaotic Training Arc

Regret.

That was what went through Rias' mind as she and her peerage made their way to the mansion where they'd be training under Red and the other five idiots.

The first regret Rias had was not preparing for the effects of bringing Rage into her peerage. He consumed all eight pawn pieces and each of them mutated. The magic backlash from such a feat was so potent that it left her with a blazing headache that persisted as she walked up the hill.

The second regret was that she tried to wake the weebs up early.

You figure out how braincell killing this was.

But her most immediate regret was not bringing headphones. Cheese and Rage were both drunk on some concoction of crack, LSD, vodka, whisky, honey and carolina reaper chillies and they were both singing (read: screaming belligerently) the lyrics to don't stop me now by Queen. Olya was on Cheese's shoulders for those of you who are interested.

Red kept his usual deadpan expression as the group walked while Smol cackled away at watching the two belligerent fucking retards shatter the sound barrier with their horrifically bad singing.

The bad singing was a result of the drink by the way. They normally had pretty average voices unless Rage wanted to become a fucking demon with how low his growls could get.

Rias and Akeno held the front of the group with Red while Rage, Cheese, Smol and Kiba were in the middle. Koneko, Asia, Pine and Reaper were at the back.

Akeno: "So, Red. What kind of training are you going to put us through?"

Red: "I've got a few ideas. Kiba needs strength training more than speed. I can help him with his swordsmanship but he'll be training with Cheese for the most part... When he sobers up, of course."

Rias: "What about Koneko?"

Red: "Koneko'll be training with Smol. Smol's the fastest out of the six of us and Koneko needs to learn how to keep up with particularly slippery opponents."

Akeno: "I assume Asia and Myself will be training with Pine?"

Red: "Partially. Pine specialises in support magic. However your option for offensive magic is Rage so we'll be limiting the magic training to support."

Rias: "Rage isn't training anyone?"

Red: "The last time he tried to, he killed thirty people with one exercise."

Akeno: "... I'm scared to ask."

Red: "All you need to know is what he called it."

Rias: "Which was?"

Red: "The German solution."

Rias: "Oh... OH!"

Red: "Yep. It was as bad as it sounded. To be fair to him though, he's not nearly as insane as he was back then."

Rias looked back at the red haired buffoon with a worried look.

Rias: "I think I'd want to hear that story some time."

Red: "Rage isn't going to say anything about it. Put it this way, he's gone out of his way to murder anyone that knows anything about his past. The only ones that know anything are Calli and him. Not even I know where he's from or what made him the apex of all insanity.
I only know what I've seen of him."

The peerage and the weebs kept walking up the hill while the two screaming retards only got louder until Red manifested a single part of his rigging and shot the two with the cannons. Olya had moved back to talk to the others by this point, no children were murdered in the making of this chapter (unfortunately.)