𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 || 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦

𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 || 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐛𝐚𝐞

in which kevin tells his boyfriend stupid
pick up lines in order to make him smile.

"bet i can make you smile with stupid pick up lines for
a whole week?" kevin asks his boyfriend, laying his head on his
shoulder. jacob lays his head ontop of his and smiles.
"you could try, but they better be good" he says, knowing
that kevin will most likely succeed because jacob smiled over
everything stupid his boyfriend says.

———

"are you australia cause you meet my koala-fications"
day one of kevins stupid pick up lines and jacob smiled
at the younger, wondering where he got that pick up
line from. "day one was successful, lets see how you will
do the next six days." he smiled and pecked his boyfriends
lips.

———

"should i hold your hand? it looks heavy"
the couple was currently walking around in a park near
their shared apartment and kevin grabbed jacobs hand
after saying that, making jacob not only smile because
of what he said but also because it was rather a cute
pick up line instead of a stupid one.
they continued walking around and sat down on a bench,
just enjoying the sun and the presence of each other.

———

"can i borrow a kiss? i promise ill give it back"
jacob and kevin were cuddling on their bed, listening
to their favorite songs and jacob, of course, smiled
at the boy infront of him, closing the distance between
their lips and pulling him in a sweet and loving kiss, kevin
reconnecting their lips as soon as jacob pulled away.
"look, i gave it back like i promised"

——

"are you a hoodie? cause i wanna be comfy with you"
since it had been raining even before they woke up,
the two boys decided to stay at home doing nothing.
day four of kevins pick up lines but this time jacob didnt
smile.
im just joking, jacob smiled brightly at kevin, pulling him
nearer to him if that was possible. "youve been doing
a pretty good job baby" he said, already thinking about
how he could make kevin smile for a whole week.
probably by buying him beyoncé concert tickets.

———

"are you a tower? because eiffel for you"
jacob started to laugh as soon as his boyfriend finished
his sentence, giving the younger a short peck on his lips.
"where are you getting all these pick up lines from?
do you google them?"

———

"i like soju but soj is silent"
day six of kevins pick up lines, the week almost over.
jacob smiled. this one was smooth and he shook his head.
he found the pick up lines rather cute than stupid and
he smiled again because he smiles over everything the
other says. maybe because hes deeply in love with the
other.

———

"last day baby, what do you have for me today?" jacob
asks, putting his arms around kevins waist and pulling him
close to him. kevin smiles before opening his mouth to say
his last pick up line.
"ure eyes must be heavy. u hold the whole universe in them"
this was the most beautiful one jacob heard this week,
smiling the brightest he had this week and kevin loved that
sight, proud that he was able to make his love smile so bright,
the reflections of light in the olders eyes really making
it look like he has the universe in his eyes.
"you really did what you promised. thank you for making
me smile everyday, i hope i can do the same for you. i love
you." with that he pulled the younger one in a loving kiss.

!!!!!!
605 words, 02.02.2021
hi its two am and i cant sleep because
i had two monster energy cans yesterday fml
probably just gonna stay up all night
i had this idea after finishing the norenmin
oneshot when i saw this pick up lines in my notes
i hope yall liked it thanks for reading
also if anyone has good tbz fanfics send them
to me or whatever thanks 😽😽

𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨 - 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥
𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 - 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐳 - 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐳 - 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦
𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐞 - 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
𝐛𝐚𝐞𝐤𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧 - 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚
𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳 - 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬
𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳 - 𝐟𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫