Dad Jokes 1

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by spxrk_

Philza: I've been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I expecting our first child and I've been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.
When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was that they were kept in this machine that was specifically made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and said, "do you think they keep these at womb temperature?" I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.

Fundy: This is beautiful!

Techno: This is my legacy.