Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes

Dream SMP + Friends as Tumblr Posts 3 ft Tired TWT

Purpled: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Tubbo: Are you okay???

Purpled: Tommy stole my fucking granola bar!

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Wilbur: I was looking at grapes in a store and this old lady comes up to me and goes "you're not stealing are you?" so I'm like "uhh no..." and she goes "oh, well I am." and grabbed a handful of grapes and left.

Tommy: *dying of laughter*

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Dream: I remember the "selling their kid on eBay" story.

George: "Who sells their kid on eBay? That's nuts.

Puffy: That's a child. A living being that you made.

Techno: That shit goes on Etsy.

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Quackity: WHAT COLOUR ARE MIRRORS?!

Slimecicle: Lets reflect on this.

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Karl: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I'm like "yeah man, that's exactly where you're supposed to be"

Quackity: That's what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom...

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Tubbo: Why don't humans have a specific noise that's means "there are wasps here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us?

Purpled: We do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "there are wasps here, let's leave immediately."

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Purpled: Your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines, end of story.

Tommy: Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Tubbo: Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

Ranboo: What these are all true-

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*the banquet crashers in a group chat*

Quackity: You know when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

Purpled: fwuuubufwffuwbwfwuubbwbwbwbffufuwbwuFWUBBBWFWFWUBBUF

Techno: Ah yes, exactly like that ^

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Badboyhalo: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!!

Skeppy: But I don't like eggs and bacon...

Badboyhalo: Wakey Wakey vegetables and sadness...