Headcanons #4!!! (Rewritten)

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Tommy has hidden away several, how should I put this... It is said that Tommy has a stash of How to Sex books he has written. Every single one of them has weirdly mentioned BBH. Tubbo reads the stash occasionally. This just got weird.

Time for a line because this feels WRITE. Get it? ... Someone kill me. Also this is an AU because I cannot find a time when Tommy has a house that has a bedroom for him. Also 13+ only lol-

Ghostbur POV

"Tommy! Tommy!" I yelled, floating up the stairs to Tommy's room. At this point we were going to be late for Techno's stream! I swear, if Tommy's in the bathroom again, I will burn all his belongings. I went to Tubbo's room, since they usually game in there. 

"Hey Tubbo-" I burst through the door and saw Tubbo shoving a... book? Did I just see right? I think Tubbo was just shoving a book under the blankets. How does that work, Tubbo can't read! "Uh, Tubbo is that a book?" I asked.

"Heheh...W- what are books?" Tubbo stuttered. I facepalmed. 

"Tubbo you're dumb but not that dumb. Now what were you reading? I thought you couldn't read?"

"I don't know what your talking about- ACK!" I marched over, reached under the blankets, and pulled out.... How to Sex 10? What? Since when did Tommy make this many books? I flipped through the book, skimming a few pages, and stopped at page 69, like a cultured person.

"Uh, Tubbo? Which page were you on?" 

"420! I'm cultured!"

"Did you read page 69?"

"Nah, Tommy told me to skip that one, uncultured swine."

"Uh, I don't think this was about culture... Can you later ask him why there's a very detailed page about how Badboyhalo and Skeppy were bangi- Oh my god it says he knows who's bottom from seeing it- Oh god." I said, turning red as I flipped the page. 

"Sure! I'll ask Tommy later! Anyway, can we change the subject?"

"Gladly."

I have no life so I made this. 

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