Ink: wowie! It's a great day today! I think nothing bad will happen-
Karen: TAKE OFF THAT STUPID COSPLAY!!
Ink: u-um but this isn't cosplay-
Karen: BE ASHAMED TO WEAR THAT MESS IN PUBLIC!!
Ink: b-but ma'am these are the only clothes I have-
Karen: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS LITTLE KID
Ink: I know I'm short, BUT AM I SERIOUSLY THAT SHORT
Karen: RESPECT. YOUR. ELDERS.
Ink: b-but you're not older than-
Karen: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME AND CHANGE
Ink: o-okay...
Karen: TAKE OFF THAT STUPID MASK ASWELL
Ink: BUT MA'AM I'M ACTUALLY A SKELETON, ALSO DO YOU NOT REALISE COVID'S A THING
Karen: HELP!! THIS LITTLE KID'S HARRASING ME!!
Poley: WHO IS HARRASING YOU
Karen: HIM!! *points to Ink*
Poley: him? But I thought-
Karen: HE WAS HURTING ME!! >^<
Poley: *breaks out in laughter remembering she called ink a kid*
Karen: THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!
Ink: can I go now?
Poley: *still laughing* w-well I n-need to arrest y-you *laughs* LITTLE KID
Ink: UGH I'M NOT A KID
Karen: *offended gasp* the disrespect
Poley: *leaves*
Ink: I'm leaving *reaches for paintbrush*
Karen: *takes paintbrush*
Ink: hey!! Give that back!
Karen: this is dangerous, little kids shouldn't have weapons!
Ink: ERROR!!
Error: *teleports in* what's the problem
Ink: THERE'S A KAREN
Karen: *offended gasp* AM NOT! ALSO TAKE OFF THAT COSPLAY YOU TWO!
Ink: I literally can't
Error: we're not wearing cosplay
Karen: as if! Also why would you bring your dad?
Error: *laughing*
Ink: UGHHH!! HE'S NOT MY DAD!
Karen: well he looks like it!
Ink: HE'S MY BOYFRIEND NOT MY DAD!!
Karen: kids shouldn't have boyfriends that are way older!
Ink: I'M OLDER THOUGH
Karen: NO YOUR NOT
Error: this is ridiculous
Ink: ;-;
Karen le 2: hey bestie! What's with the cosplayers?
Karen: I don't know they're saying that it's not cosplay
Karen le 2: *le gasp* A KID'S COSPLAYING!? THAT MAKEUP MUST BE BAD FOR THE SKIN!
Ink: I'M NOT WEARING *bleep* MAKEUP
Karen le 2: *le gasp* KIDS SHOULDN'T BE SWEARING! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Flowey: hi I'm the manager
Karen: NO YOU'RE NOT
Emmare: actually, he is
Karen: HE!? BUT SHE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL
Error: *dying of laughter (not literally)*
Flowey: *offended gasp* WELL LISTEN HERE HONEY I DON'T THINK YOU GOT THIS STRAIGHT. I AM A BOY AND ALWAYS WILL BE, SO SUGAR I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A LESSON FOR YA
Emmare: *laughing* WHY IS FLOWEY SASSY!?
Flowey: BYE FELICA
Emmare: PFFTTTT
Ink: I want to leave can someone get my paintbrush back?
Emmare: *teleports away*
Karen le 2: NO! IT LOOKS DANGEROUS!! LITTLE KIDS SHOULDN'T HAVE SUCH DANGEROUS THINGS!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S ALMOST AS BIG AS YOU ARE!
Karen: YEAH LITTLES KIDS SHOULDN'T HAVE THESE THINGS
Ink: Error? Could you get it for me?
Error: fine. *grabs it with his strings*
Karen: HOW
Karen le 2: it's probably apart of the costume
Karen: oh, yeah probably
Error: just take it Ink
Ink: *takes the paintbrush and leaves*
Karen le 2: WHY WOULD YOU GIVE A LITTLE KID A WEAPON!?
Error: um cuz he's not a little kid
Karen le 2: then tell me his EXACT age
Error: easy. He's about 1927
Karen: NONSENSE THEN TELL ME HIS EXACT DATE OF BIRTH
Error: well year 94 month april and day 15
Karen le 2: YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP
Error: sureee okay bye
Karen: YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOUNG SIR
Error: I think we had a nice long chat
Karen: *hits* I'M CALLING THE POLICE
Error: WHY WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
Karen le 2: HELP THIS GUY IS HARASSING ME!! POLICE!!
Poley: WHAT IS IT
Karen: THIS GUY HURT US THEN IS NOW TRYING TO GET AWAY!!
Poley: but he's the one bleeding-
Karen: HE WAS FRAMING US!! HE PUT MAKE UP ON!!
Error: I literally did nothing
Poley: error you're going to jail
Error: why!?
Poley: idk tbh
Karen le 2: CUZ YOU ALMOST KILLED US!!
Poley: eehh??
Error: I DID NOTHING YOU WERE THE ONE THAT HIT ME
Karen le 2: *EPIC OFFENDED GASP* I did not!!
Poley: EVERYONE'S GOING TO JAIL CUZ I'M SUCH A GOOD POLICE >v<
Officer Doggy: um Poley? I don't think you should do that..
Poley: Why?
Officer Doggy: CUZ THEY'RE KARENS!!
Error: can I go?
Karen: *grabs Error's arm* NO
Error: *le glitching noises*
Karen: WHAT THE-!? HOW!? THIS COSPLAY IS SO REALISTIC!!
Poley: it's not cosplay
Karen le 2: come on bestie, let's get away from these police furries
Officer Doggy: I'M NOT A FURRY!! NEITHER IS POLEY!!
Karen: *offended gasp*
CZYTASZ
My Happy Place
FanfictionThis is just a place I go to write for fun, please don't judge and don't say mean things.
