|Russia/America/France x Reader|
TWs: None
"That is the saddest bun I have ever seen."
Yes it's another text fic based on something that happened in a chat with me.
—
YourFriendY/N
GUYS IM GONNA CRY. I DECIDED TO ORDER FOOD AND AS A JOKE I REMOVED EVERYTHING FROM MY BURGER EXCEPT FOR THE BUN BUT WHEN I PLACED THE ORDERI FORGOT TO PUT EVERYTHING BACK.
DaddyAme
I'm sorry WHAT-
YourFriendY/N
I spent 10 dollars on a bun.
A BUN.
Not even a restaurant bun, just a regular fast food place bun.
RuskiBear
I'm sorry this is just too much to handle, you accidentally ordered a bun?
Just a bun?
OuiOuiBaguette
Have you tried refunding or editing your order, Mon Cher?
Germs
Can someone please explain to me why (Y/N) is sobbing downstairs? All I keep hearing is something about a burger.
DaddyAme
THEY ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A BUN AND NOTHING ELSE GHFHFHFN
Germs is typing...
-Germs has removed Poland from the chat-
-Germs has left the chat-
YourFriendY/N
GERMANY YA CAN'T JUST KEEP LEAVING THE CHAT EVERY TIME MY SINGULAR BRAINCELL COPS OUT
RuskiBear
It's ok (Y/N), we'll be here to support you as you grieve your loss.
YourFriendY/N
I spent ten dollars on that bun.
$10.77 to be exact.
All for a bun :(
OuiOuiBaguette
YOU SOUND SO SAD-
SOMEONE FIX THIS FOR THEM-
DaddyAme
I mean, I technically own McDonald's or at least have power over them, I will buy you another burger.
YourFriendY/N
You will? 🥺
DaddyAme
Of course babygirl, I will buy you all the burgers.
Regardless if it's just buns or not.
RuskiBear
America I swear to whatever hellfire deity is out there that if you buy Y/N nothing but buns from McDonalds after they had a mental breakdown over it because of their already fragile mind I will personally take Y/N's AR and shove it so far up your ass that your heart can feel it and pull the trigger.
DaddyAme
I twerk on those for a living, bitch.
*Sent a photo*
RuskiBear
Oh you did order them a burger.
OuiOuiBaguette
That is very kind of you Meri.
YourFriendY/N
Guys, it's here.
*Sent a photo*
DaddyAme
....That is the saddest bun I have ever seen, it's like a person that is only flesh, no bones, no organs, nothing, just skin.
RuskiBear
Please never say that again.
OuiOuiBaguette
Do not fret dear Y/N! For your savior is on his way!
YourFriendY/N
Do you mean the burger America ordered for me or like.... You?
OuiOuiBaguette
...
I am bringing wine.
YourFriendY/N
Please do hurry in that case you can have my milkshake.
—
I am sorry for the absence I have not been doing the best mentally so here's something short until I can gather up the motivation to finish some other stuff.
YOU ARE READING
Countryhumans x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionJust a CH x reader oneshot book! I thought I had a description already but it vanished just like my will to live. Anyways I accept requests for mostly everything, though always be sure to read A/Ns.
