•their favorite dad joke•

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•Adam Banks•
" what blue and doesn't weight much.."
"what adam?"
"light blue..."
"i hate you."

Charlie Conway•
"baby, what do you call a heard of sheep falling down a hill?"
"no clue."
" a lambslide."

•Fulton Reed•
"so a man walks into to his home to see all his lamps stolen... he was delighted. get it?"
"where do you get these?"

•Dean Portman•
"what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?"
"oh sheet."
"babe, i try to love you but these jokes make it harder each day."

•Dwayne Robertson•
"what do you call a magic dog?"
"hmm?"
"labracadabrador."
"i-"

•Luis Mendoza•
"look, a dry erase board!"
"yes? what about it?"
"that's remarkable!"
"good try."

•Guy Germaine•
"if you ever get cold just stand in a corner. their about 90 degrees"
"that's actually a pretty good one."

•Connie Moreau•
"what do you call a cow with no legs?"
"i know this one! it's-"
"ground beef! i'm so funny!"

•Julie Gaffney•
"what do you call a pile of cats?"
"what my love?"
"a meowtin"
"niiiice"

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