Sleepy bois inc meet Hermitcraft

Chapter 2

"I thought you died,"  Grian said rushing towards Phil tears threatening to run down his face. "C'mon G, you know I wouldn't let myself be killed by a little wound!"

"Little wound?!?! Phil, you were stabbed."

Both of them hugged each other while Grian sobbed with tears of joy.

"Right umm...sorry to interrupt but would you two mind explaining what's going on?" X said awkwardly."

"Right sorry X." Grian sheepishly replied. "This is my long lost older brother, Phil"

"BROTHER???????" Everyone shouted. "Let me explain," Phil said.

~Flashback to when Phil was 8 and grian was 6~ (yes I know that's not the real age gap but I imagine it like this that you stop aging at a certain age so Grian stopped aging at 25 and Phil at 32)
Phil and Grian has been our it the forst playing and were heading back home since the sun was starting to go down. They were both starving and couldn't wait for their mother's delicious cooking. But when they entered the house it was...quiet. Too quiet. They couldn't hear the meat sizzling in the pan. No sound of paper rusteling as their dad looked through the news paper. They quietly made their way to the kitchen and were horrified to see blood coming out from under the doorframe. Phil opened the door and wanted to let out a loud scream. Right infront of them they saw the lifeless bodies of their parents. A dark dressed man looming over them. Grian let out a quiet sob but it was enough to grab the attention of their killer. Phil ushered his younger brother out the door following soon after. They didn't get very far. The killer grabbed Phil and ran a knife through his side thankfully not hitting any vital organs. "RUN!" Phil yelled at his brother. "But what about you!!?!" Grian yelled back. "I'll be fine just run I'll be right behind you." So Grian ran he ran until his little legs couldn't run anymore and he collapsed. When he was found and brought to safety he was traumatized and believed his caring brother to be dead. Killed infront of his eyes. What happened to Phil?? Well the killer left him to die. He couldn't move and passed out due to blood loss. He was later found by a caring couple traveling through different realms exploring the worlds. They took him in and once he was awake and well he was far away in a different server. He hoped his brother made it out alive and that they would meet again.

"WAIT...if Grian is your brother wouldn't that mean he's out Uncle?!?" Wilbur exclaimed. "Uncle??? Phil since when did you have kids??" Grian said confused. "it's a long story" Phil said. "Well then why don't you tell me when we get to my base." he said before taking of into the sky. The other stood there not knowing what to do. Grian returned quickly after realizing that

1. None of them had an Elytra and 2. they had no idea where his base was

"Right sorry about that, do any of you know how to fly and Elytra" they all except for Phil of course shook their head. Grian sighed, "right, of course you don't, well this is going to take a while"

After a long time of struggling and Tommy and Tubbo getting lost and distracted they finally made it to the Mansion (which to be honest looked more like a castle). Grian invited them inside and everyone marveled at the beauty of  the diamond chandelier dangling above them.  Grian lead them into a lounge room and served them tea. A parrot landed on Grian's shoulder which immediately made him shout "PESKY BIRD" causing everyone to laugh and reminding Phil of when they were still young. "So Phil explain" "Right well Wilbur came first and is my biological son,born by my lovely wife Kristine. One day Kristine was away for 3 days and left me in charge of  6 year old Wil" "Never a good idea" Grian stated causing Tommy and Tubbo to burst out laughing. "Anyway" Phil said giving the two boys a death glare. "We ran out of Gold and I decided the quickest way to get some was to go to the Nether. So I grabbed Wil and my equipment and went to the Nether" "Wait wait wait- pause for a second did you just say you took Wilbur to the Nether?" Grian interrupted, "Yea why?" Phil said giving his brother a confused look. "Phil he was 6!" "And??I was there to protect him" "Whatever just continue." "Right so anyway, I was mining gold when Wilbur wandered of, when I noticed I was gone I panicked and went looking for him. I found him near a 8 year old more human version of a piglin. Turns out somehow a piglin had fallen inlove with a human woman, and had a baby but since it wasn't normal the piglin tribe exiled it. And left his parents at an orphanage filled with trained to murder orphans. They were slaughtered infront of his eyes. Me being me I took hin in. Kristine was pretty surprised to come home and see me with Wil and a pig like child on the couch. Then a few years later Kristine was pregnant again, this time with Tommy. We were all a happy family. But then one day I was ouside taking the kids for a walk when we found a box at the side of the rode with none other than Tubbo in it. His father couldn't afford to take care of him so he hoped someone else could give him a better life." Grian was stunned for a second before saying "Oh wow that really was a long story" "Yea it was" Phil said trying to catch his breath. "But enough about me what about you? What have you been up to?" Techno,Wilbur,Tommy and Tubbo were now paying full attention, wanting to hear more about their mysterious Uncle. "Well when I was old enough I created my own server, it was called Evolution where me and a group of friend jumped from beta to the current version step by step. It was extremely fun, I built an Empire, and there was a...fued going on with the Property Police and the Mafia. So all in all it was great." Grian took the empty cups of tea and left to put them away and returned with a plate of baked goods before continuing." But then after single handedly defeating the enderdragon these creatures called 'Watchers' took me out of Evo and brought me to Hermitcraft. Something about my time was up or something. It was a very long time on there and way too many things happened so to sum up tve most important events:
-sung amazing songs
-I created a tag game
-built things for Poultry Man (who is definitely not me)
- created a head game where people had to collect my heads
-Pulled pranks
-robbed a bank
-took part in a war which ended in a capture the flag game which I won
-Took mumbo's mustache away
-Became a detective
- had a build of
-became a hippie
-accidentally time traveled back to alpha with Renbob and impulse
-created a poisonous potato game
-created a demise game.

"Oh wow that's a lot-" Wilbur said. "Oh yea did I forget to mention that was last season?" This season I:
-created a hobbit hole with a messaging system to the other Hobbit's house
-Tried to start Tag2: electric boogaloo (didn't really play much of a role)
-built the probaply most used shop
-became a superhero called Gman
-Stole everyone's doors
-PEAKY BIRD
-Tried making Mumbo mayor behind his back
-Built a robot to help with the campaign
-lost the campaign with zero votes
-Built a Nether base in the upside down
-Started a resistance to resist against the mayor
-had a break down(kinda)
- ended the war against the Hep by winning
-Also BUTTON
-and Built lots of secret bases

"That's about it" Grian finished. "He Grian could you tell me who this Mayor is?" Techno asked in a dangerous tone. The rest of the Sleepy bois knew what he was planning to do. "Techno-" "It's scar my next door neighbor" "Ok then I'll be right back" Techno said grabbing his sword on the way out. Phil immediately ran after him screaming "TECHNO NO-" Grian still being confused turned the Tubbo,Tommy and Wilbur who were dying of laughter. "Is there something I'm not understanding?" As if on cue Scar's scream was heard. "GRIAN HELP THERE'S A MURDEROUS PUG TRYING TO KILL ME" Grian still confused said, "I'll be right back" With that he left to see what was going on. Meanwhile the three boys left were rolling around on the floor lauging waiting to see how the situation turned out.