《F I G H T E R》| sans and papyrus AU x Reader

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♡ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕖𝕟: 𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝟚.𝟘♡

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after the freaks gang finishes whatever the fuck they were doing. the murderous bitch snuggles the creepy one. chompers over there sits next to the seat she was in.

the idiot sits at the seat left of the head of the table. the asshole sits on the right already falling asleep. fuckin dumbass. mutt comes walking in with the brat on his arm looking "regal". while everyone sits down, my bro comes storming in with sweetheart on his shoulder who is obviously trying to leave. "But Edgyyyyyy~" he blushes shaking his skull "NONSENSE! YOU WILL SIT!" she stops struggling and lies limply on his shoulder. he sets her down at the head of the table. then, walks to take his seat at the end of said table.

asshole ends the silence "we're getting fast food." several people start to yell is resistance to that idea but stop instantly as he raises a hand. "since no one can remember whos turn it is to cook, no one will."

"Just make a chart you dumb fucks" everyone snaps their skulls to ms. murder. she shrugs, "You could make a calendar and color it according to who's turn it is to cook. Even though it's not that serious. Blue bitch" she gestures to aoi "Can have.... I don't fucking know. Tuesdays?" she nods "Cinnamon can have Mondays, Cramoisi can have Thursdays, and Malbec can have Fridays. On Sunday and Saturday eat leftovers and on Wednesdays all you idiots can cook." she shrugs again "I don't understand why cooking is this serious." she rolls her eyes mumbling "You're lucky you have something to eat at all."

classic shrugs "anyone objecting?" everyone mummers in agreement. the sound of the doorbell breaks the silence. vanilla teleports away to answer the door.

i stiffen at the sound of heavy footsteps and loud barks. everyone at the table flinches at various degrees. a high pitched, bone-chilling scream shakes the whole fucking house. heh. vanilla teleports back sweating. "what. what the FUCK just charged at me?" the freak squad bursts out laughing. "That's my pfft- dog?" a loud noise comes from the doorway. i jump onto the table shaking it, clattering and clinging coming from the freshly placed plates and silverware. chompers stands and calmly walks over to the door. on his way he pets the fucking beast sitting in the doorway.

i flinch at the feeling of being poked on my ribs. "Rouge? Get off the fucking table." i snap my skull to the left fast enough to get whiplash. a hand waves in front of my face "AYO?!? You dead??" i smack the hand softly with a "tch", crawling back into the chair behind me. "you ordered pizza for breakfast?" ashtray clamps his teeth down theo the sucker in his mouth.

what.

vanilla shrugs "everyone likes pizza."

what?

i roll my eyes lights "not for breakfast you fuckwad." everyone collectively shrugs uncaringly. whatever, i guess. everyone then stares at the pizza boxes, as if looking for something. "So is everyone here? I'm fucking hungry and y'all taking forever" she rolls her eyes "Fuck y'all I'm eating." knifo grabs a box of pizza seated in front of her and eats a slice. "Are you sure you wanna eat all that girl?"

sugar scoffs pouting cutely "You're gonna be fat. And I want no version of me to be fat." stab stab stops eating and glares at her "Bitch-" she laughs "I'm sorry I don't wanna eat one leaf a day to retain my figure." knifes McGee laughs again "So I apologize Ms. Hoe for the way I am" she picks her fork back up "So let me eat and you go, I don't know... go fuck classic or something." ms. murderous shovels the rest of the food in her mouth and grabs a second box of pizza.

bratty bitch booms with laughter "I Knew I Liked You For A Reason!" she stops eating and turns to the brat "Aww thanks!" y/n smiles and winks "I like ya too."

annoying banter starts between blue balls and bratty bitch about whos cuter and more likeable?

fucking pansy.

i roll my eyes grabbing a pizza box myself, teleporting away.

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