《F I G H T E R》| sans and papyrus AU x Reader

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♡ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕖𝕟: 𝔸 ℕ𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝔻𝕒𝕪♡

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Your eyelids flutter open being slightly blinded. Your face feels wet, you look up to see your dog staring back at you. You giggle and remove the giant dog from your person. You smack the laughing skeleton to your left. You jump out of the bed and crack your knuckles, laughing at the "ew" and the "NYEHHHHHHHHHH", coming out of the other two people in the room, respectively.

You turn your head to face the clock on the bedside table on the other side of the room. It reads '6AM' in big bold obnoxious red letters. You walk into the closet pulling sans along. You stop at the door and kick it in without batting an eye. You drag sans into the closet and start looking around.

You settle on a black crop top hoodie that has fake stiches here and there. You wear ripped jeans with fishnet underneath for your bottoms. You also put on a leather jacket and black fingerless gloves to finish it all off. You also grab some black boots for shoes, and add chains to your pants because why the hell not?

You turn around to sans raising your scarred brow. He nods. You grin sinisterly grabbing the cat beanie. "You're wearing that beanie." He mumbles under his breath plopping the hat on his cracked head. You also toss him some black sweatpants. You start taking off your pants but seeing the lack of movement, you nod towards the pants in his hand. He shakes his head and chuckles but changes too.

When you are changed you pick him up like a sack of potatoes. You turn around and grab a conveniently placed black collar. You walk out of the closet with a red-faced Horror. You turn to tell Creampuff the closet is all his, but he is already dressed in a light gray knitted sweater, and jean shorts. He obviously leaves on his classic Scarf, gloves, and boots. You skip childishly over to Bun who was wagging his tail at the attention. You point at the carpet and the Great Pyrenees sits down. You clap and rub him on the head. Once finished praising him you start walking downstairs.

You turn around looking at the clock "Hm. 8am!? We spent 2 hours getting ready?" Horror laughs "you take forever getting clothes picked. i almost fell asleep twice." You laugh "More like DID fall asleep twice." You smile as you make it to the first-floor banister. You were as quiet as a mouse as to not alert any of the skeleton's downstairs. You place your right arm onto said banister, and vault over the banister. You land on the first floor with a hearty stomp successfully scaring the shit out of everyone! Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and looked at the two of you. You snicker and place Horror down grabbing his hand. Some of the idiots are still staring at you. You glare though you are internally screaming at the attention, regretting your previous action. "The fuck you want?"

Cinnamon runs over to you "WOW SCARY HUMAN! HOW DID YOU-?!?! YOU HAVE TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!" You furrow your eyebrows and walk past him. You don't feel like talking to anyone this early, especially if you end up with a headache because of it. It took months to get Creampuff used to pulling the magic out of his voice, and you do not feel like doing it again.

You walk into the Kitchen and dodge the knife coming from behind you. You swivel on your heel to face the attacker, dodging 5 more knives coming at your head. "Why hello to you too" You kick the next knife into the wall mildly annoyed. You look down at your bare wrist pretending to look at a watch. "You done yet?" A figure walks out of the shadows giggling "hey." they laugh again "i like you. what's your name" You sigh, "Y/N. Are you done trying to kill me yet?" they shrug "nah." You furrow your eyebrows "I'm not doing this again." they shrug again "ok."

You growl in frustration and grab Horror's hand again. You walk into the kitchen and sit down, letting him sit into the seat on your left. "So. I see the whole gang is here. What's going on?" Razz groans looking ready to murder everyone. "We're Trying To Decide Who Is Going To Cook. Since These Bumbling Idiots Blew Up The Kitchen." You look up slightly confused raising your left eyebrow. "you fuckin' idi'ts can't cook for the'r life!" Rouge practically growls.

That single sentence starts a whole new war. Might as well be WWIII in there.

From what you understand through all the yelling, is that; Three or four of them are self-proclaimed chefs, have lost track of who's day it was to cook, and are incredibly DUMB for arguing about this.

You hold back the urge to tell them to make a chart to stop this idiotic banter. You do not care enough anyway. You turn to the chair that Horror currently occupies. You just fiddle with his fingers absently, listening and occasionally laughing at the things they are yelling at each other.

Rouge appears in the chair in front of you covered in water. "hey. nice t' meet y'ur aquaintance. sorry ta' jus' carppear like that. i just can help but ponder what you're doing?" You roll your eyes. After living with a punster for as long as you did, you would think you'd be immune to puns, apparently not. You try to hold your giggles in, keeping a straight face. You glare at him to shut up, but he raises his hands in fake surrender. "damn. be reasonabubble! If looks could krill i'd be eeliminated" His sharp grin widens, amused at your blatant dislike of his puns.

You roll your eyes "I'd knifely end your knife, but your so Sigknifeicant I won't cut you down. Cut, someone will probably come to your blade. I'll happily have a stab at it though." Rouge flinches not expecting that. He freezes, taking a few seconds to process what you just said. He blinks. You resist to poke his eyelids like you do to Horror and Cream. You would never understand how a skeleton can BLINK.

Horror breaks the confused silence in the kitchen with his howling laughter. He laughs for about thirty seconds before laying his skull on the table, shoulders still shaking from repressed laughter. You snort as he mumbles something about a nap. You fall backwards onto him, with your back on his shoulder blades, posing dramatically.

"Oh no! Whatever shall I do?!?! Sans is taking a nap! How I'll miss him so!" You bring a fist to your chest in feign hurt. "Y/n! What Are You Doing?" You crack open an eye. Realizing who it is you stand, dramatically twirling into his arms. "Oh, woe is me! Sans is sleeping" you place your hands onto his chest "Whatever shall I do?!?" He smiles playing along "OH NO!" he poses along placing a gloved hand to the top of his skull "We'll Never Be Able To Function!" Horror rolls his eyes at the dramatic display. You twirl back to the table and sit back onto your seat. "GASP! You've awoken from your eternal slumber!" You laugh grabbing his hand "We must celebrate this rare occasion!"

He rolls his eye light and pulls you into his lap. You snort at your size difference. You cannot help but imagine how dumb this looks. You mentally shrug and snuggle into him. Just as you get comfy, everyone walks in, STILL arguing about who is making breakfast.

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