Shrek daddy POV
Obamba looked so cute in his arms. He passed out after Dora screamed and now shrek was carrying him to his moms house like the good ogre he is.
Shrek got a notification from his phone, it was from Fiona. He cringed, he thought he poisoned her with his apple seed bread but apparently not.
"You had one job bitch" he muttered under his breath.
After landing at the place of the thing of the metro station he decided to call donekey because donekeyey was cool and.
But then he remembered that he didn't check his text from Fiona. Then he changed his mind and decided not to bc she wasn't worth his time.
He looked down at sleeping obamba, "shit I forgot to ask him what his only fans was" he said, his heart slowly breaking into pieces. A single tear fell from his eyeball.
Then donkey appeared out of thin air and shrek was happiness.
"Heyyy dœnkæ" shrek said with his mouth.
"Hello Shreik" do na key said.
They stared at each other.
"Whos be that" dokeaysnes said jerking his head towards Obamba.
"That's." Shrek said
"Oh okay that makes sense" donkeeyeyeye said with approval
"Yea It does"
"Yup"
"Your ugly" shrek said.
"No u" Obama said rising from the dead
"I wasn't talking to u dumbass" shreky said
Donkæ was astonished to say the least, Obama was holding a 1billion dollar limited edition uno card. He lunged toward the president and bit his arm off.
"🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌" donkeyå said laughing.
"Donkaewgw wtf ur being rude" shrek said with mad.
"Suck it up ugly"
"No I was the one who called you ugly first " shrek said
"Oh okay" donaldkey said
Suddenly a pair of lungs fell from the above.
"Oh no, little lungs" they heard a voice say
"Smoking as a teen can nodkdkdkdkdkkdkdj" Obama said
Shrek was sad because he left felt out because sad.
Shrek was sad.
