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Dream: RUN RUN RUN, As fast as you can! I'm severely mentally ill, And you are a microwave filled HOT POCKETS AND STEROTIN

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My friend mining then sees a pig: hi technoblade *kills pig* goodbye technoblade :)

Me:*confusion*

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*The wastaken Family plying monpoly*

Nightmare:I HATE YOU

Dream:oh yeah well next time don't steal MOnopoly

Sam: Nightmare give dream your $200 you landed on his property

Nightmare:No, he's in jail im not giving money to a criminal!

Dream: THAT'S NOT WHO YOU PLAAAY

Lucid:Szm why is brother screaming

Sam:STFU lucid, you're not gonna talk after stealing my last rail road

Nightmare:I wish i was never born

San:me to you think i wanted this

Dremon in the corner : AHHHHHHHHHH

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*If The Wastaken Family Got Kidnap*

[Nightmare]

Nightmare:wait stop, wait no, i got to pee. im hungry. nvm now im not.

Kidnapper:Omg stfu

[Lucid]

Lucid:ay can you untie these ropes are to tights

Kidnapper:*ignores him*

Lucid mad: I SAID CAN YOU UNTIME ME THESE ROPES ARE TOO TIGHT

[Dream]

Dream:*fucker just speedruns it*

[Dremon]

Dremon: Can i be the kidnapper now thes kidnap was 5 out 10

Kidnapper:*points gun to there head*

Dremon:oh so you pointing the gun at me because im right

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George;oh look how cute these pens are

Dream; george that's gay

George; dream we been dating for 7 months
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My friend; a yes the three horse men lesbian, asexual, and IRISH

Me;do dammint *wheeze
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Me talking to my friend;ok just hear me out the dream smp  would just be easy if they had guns

My friend;* doesnt know what im talking about*
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Dream; kermit once said "it's hard being green" and to that i say stfu kermit have you ever try being an adult in 2021
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Audio; cavmen were stoning each other to death and now we have guns.......

Dream being the florida man he is: which are just shiny rocks being propelled by spicy sand
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Me watching tommyinnit

My friend; ay its my favroite lesbian

me:*snort*

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Uh thats all bye

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