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Dream: RUN RUN RUN, As fast as you can! I'm severely mentally ill, And you are a microwave filled HOT POCKETS AND STEROTIN✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈
My friend mining then sees a pig: hi technoblade *kills pig* goodbye technoblade :)
Me:*confusion*
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*The wastaken Family plying monpoly*
Nightmare:I HATE YOU
Dream:oh yeah well next time don't steal MOnopoly
Sam: Nightmare give dream your $200 you landed on his property
Nightmare:No, he's in jail im not giving money to a criminal!
Dream: THAT'S NOT WHO YOU PLAAAY
Lucid:Szm why is brother screaming
Sam:STFU lucid, you're not gonna talk after stealing my last rail road
Nightmare:I wish i was never born
San:me to you think i wanted this
Dremon in the corner : AHHHHHHHHHH
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*If The Wastaken Family Got Kidnap*
[Nightmare]
Nightmare:wait stop, wait no, i got to pee. im hungry. nvm now im not.
Kidnapper:Omg stfu
[Lucid]
Lucid:ay can you untie these ropes are to tights
Kidnapper:*ignores him*
Lucid mad: I SAID CAN YOU UNTIME ME THESE ROPES ARE TOO TIGHT
[Dream]
Dream:*fucker just speedruns it*
[Dremon]
Dremon: Can i be the kidnapper now thes kidnap was 5 out 10
Kidnapper:*points gun to there head*
Dremon:oh so you pointing the gun at me because im right
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George;oh look how cute these pens are
Dream; george that's gay
George; dream we been dating for 7 months
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My friend; a yes the three horse men lesbian, asexual, and IRISHMe;do dammint *wheeze
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Me talking to my friend;ok just hear me out the dream smp would just be easy if they had gunsMy friend;* doesnt know what im talking about*
✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈Dream; kermit once said "it's hard being green" and to that i say stfu kermit have you ever try being an adult in 2021
✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈Audio; cavmen were stoning each other to death and now we have guns.......
Dream being the florida man he is: which are just shiny rocks being propelled by spicy sand
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Me watching tommyinnitMy friend; ay its my favroite lesbian
me:*snort*
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Uh thats all bye
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