Techno: Everybody shut up *answers phone* hey mom
Tubbo: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Aurora: Come back to bed
Schlatt and Wilbur: *various fake sex noises*
Ranboo: Tell her I said hi
Tommy: Ay, pass the weed
Dream, Sap, and George: *blasting curse words*
BBH: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
L'Manburg playing Kahoot
Wilbur: *soul already sucked into the game* Was I tooooo fast? No. Kashoot yourself, bitch.
Fundy: *panicking over the wifi signal*
Tommy: *screaming in pain*
Eret: *sighs in defeat*
Niki: Wait, but is it-? No... it's this one- wait no it's not-
Tubbo: bUT I CLICKED THE OTHER ONE
DSMP Characters as Things my Friends Have Said
GNF: I may be small but I will kILL YOU FOR A DONUT
Technoblade: sometimes, you annoy me. other times, everything annoys me
Wilbur Soot: don't send my unborn children into battle
Skeppy: *screaming to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb*
Dream: looking at baguettes is like looking at hot men. it's nice, but it doesn't turn me on
Sapnap: bathe in my glory
Fundy: you don't need an education to fIGHT ME
Tubbo: *violently sobbing, punctuated by occasional lyrics to Hamilton*
Quackity: hEY BITCH
Ph1lza: am I the father of this group?? this family tree is weird
BBH: why would you even do thaT I'M OFFENDED
Tommy Innit: am I the only one who loves the sound of my own voice?
Ranboo: *whispered* I'd like to report that you're disturbing the plans for my life just by existing
Karl: whoOPS SORRY MOM GOTTA GO BYE
MCYTs as Things my Friends Have Actually Said
Dream: 17 is the best number of all time and anyone who disagrees with me can meet me in the pit
Technoblade: oh no please don't do this I'll kinkshame you
Wilbur Soot: (about orcas) he's beauty he's grace he's mr. orcnited states
Skeppy: (screeches) MINI CROISSAAAAAAAAAAANTS
MegaPVP: (signs) my scarf protects me from harm
Ph1lza: if you call me daddy again I will literally kick your ass
Puffy/ Finn: (two hours late to school) sorry feminism called
Tommy Innit: don't worry, it's my sole purpose in life to be overlooked
Tubbo: merp
Karl: Chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on
George: Calculus? More like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Dream: Biology? More like BYEology because I'm out
Sapnap: Math? More like no.
Haha don't worry guys actual new chapter out soon :)
