Darkness belongs to Darkness0123456789
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Oblivion: Why are you smiling?
Chaos: What? Can I not be happy?
Darkness: Her brother tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Lunar: *to hater* You're not useless!
Lunar: You can be used as a bad example.
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Chesire: Have you gotten your shit together?
Domino: Didn't even try. Who do you think I am?
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Killer: I don't get mad.
Killer: I get stabby.
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Dust: I accidentally eat Blue and Jason's cheesecake, how long do you think I'll live?
Nightmare: Ten.
Dust: Ten what?!?!?!
Lunar: Nine . . .
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Ink: How high was I last night?
Dream: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
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Unknown: How tall are you?
Chaos: Height is a social construct.
Unknown: So you're short?
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Domino: It's really muggy outside today.
Ink: If I go outside and I see all our mugs I'm going to kill you.
Oblivion: *sips tea from bowl*
Ink: What am I gonna do with you two idiots . . .
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Sacha: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Nightmare: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.
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OV: Do you think different landuary detergents have different tastes?
Horror & Dust: They do.
Ganz: Why do you say that with such certainty . . ?
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Nightmare: I gave Chaos a 'Get Better Soon' card.
Darkness: That is . . . surprisingly nice of you. Is she okay?
Nightmare: Oh, she wasn't sick, I just thought she should do better.
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Chesire: I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO ONE THING!!!
Blueberry: What was it?
Chesire: Luckily I can't remember so now I can do whatever the hell I want.
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Lunar: People always ask me how I have control over Jason and Chesire.
Lunar: Easy. I don't have any control what-so-ever.
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Classic: Jason, you need a hobby.
