Yeeeaaah, this is gonna suck, but bear with me. And if you gotta problem with any of my ships, keep it to yourself, please, I am insecure enough as it is.
Thx.
Error: I love you.
Ink: Good choice.
Error: *annoyed* Fuck you.
Ink: Good choice.
Error: WAIT-
~~~
Lunar: Aw, are you blushing~?
Domino: *hides face in scarf* No, you are, shut up.
~~~
Cross: *on Google* I wonder what Crossmare is?
*five minutes later*
Nightmare: Cross, we need you for a meeting-
Cross: STAY BACK YOU DEMON *holds up crucifix*
~~~
Dream: After that little incident with the art, I'm going through your tablet.
Domino: *in mind* SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITHE'SGONNAFINDTHEM---
Dream: . . . Where did you even get these.
Domino: From the suppliers.
Dream: *gives look*
Domino: *sweatdrops* The people in the photos.
Dream: FRESH, BROTHER, DUST, BLUE, INK, ERROR, GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW--!!!!!!
~~~
Reaper: I can't live without you, Geno~~
Geno: Then die.
Reaper: . . . T^T
Geno: What?
Reaper: Why must you ruin everything?
~~~
Chesire: Hey Error~?
Error: What--? *remembers that they are fighting in Underlust* *glitches out of existence*
*Error.exe has stopped.
~~~
Nightmare: I cannot be loved by anyone or anything. I am the most hated being in existence.
Cross & Domino: Am I a joke to you?
~~~
Domino: HEYNOOTNOOTNOOTNOOTNOOTNOOT-
Nightmare: What?!
Domino: What do you call the call of darkness at night?
Nightmare: . . . Just tell me the damn punch-line already.
Domino: A nightmare.
Nightmare: That was absolutely terrible. You'd think hanging out with Lust and Lunar and having Chesire in your head would make you a better flirter.
Domino: *sad octupus noises*
~~~
Sci: I put a perfect night 'out' in Outer~
Cross: I put the 'd' in Dream.
Chaos: *chokes*
Dream: >////<
Nightmare: So you have chosen . . . D E A T H
~~~
Chesire: Did it hurt?
Lunar: *sick of the flirting* When I fell from Heaven?
Chesire: No, the vending machine.
Lunar: ?
Chesire: 'Cause you're a snacc~
Lunar: 0////0
Domino: CHESIRE JUST SHUT UP ALREADY-
~~~
(I remember this conversation)
Lunar: Can someone please explain why one of his nicknames is 'gingerbread'?
Lust: At Christmas, we all got really drunk, even Jason. He ate all the gingerbread and then Nightmare licked it off his face. End of story.
Lunar: TIME TO DIE, GOOPY OCTUPUS-
~~~
Chaos: Impossible challenge . . . You can't say 'cupcake' and make it sound threatening.
Domino: Actually, if you down-play it enough and make it sound sexual, it becomes a threat.
Domino: Like this. Oh, cupcake~? *growling slightly*
*silence*
Sacha: Were you hanging out with Lust again--
Domino: Nah. I just know that if I mentioned anything sexual it would scare Chaos. Boom. Big brain. *points at a quivering Chaos hiding behind Mystic*
Chaos: Meanie.
Domino: Bitch you started it.
~~~
Blueberry: I think everytime we fight it's getting harder . . .
Dust: Yeah, you're making my dick harder--
Blueberry: >////< *smacks him round the head* Language!
~~~
Reaper: Did you butt-dial me?
Geno: *confusion*
Reaper: Because your ass is calling me~
Geno: *smacks him round the face* Ò///Ó
~~~
Horror: I'll fuck the skeleton out of you.
Lust: That's hot, but what would that make me then? Alive?
Horror & Lust: . . . .
~~~
Lust: *grabs Chaos's ass*
Chaos: SATAN *runs and grabs bleach*
Lust: IT WAS A JOKE-
CHAOS PLEASE DON'T KILL ME-
See ya. Probably won't be able to post on Sunday so it's up now.
