Time for my favourite.
Dark humour!
We have too much of this in our friend group.
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Domino: My therapist told me time heals all wounds. So I stabbed her. Now we wait.
Lunar and Mystic: *crying laughing*
Dream: JASON THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS--
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Lust: Did you fall from Heaven~?
Fell: So did Satan.
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Mystic: *cosplaying as Russia from Country Humans* Vodka - A drink that makes you strong and clever! 😀
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Nightmare: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Dream: I don't know, why?
Nightmare: Because he was hit by a bus.
Domino: *bursts out laughing*
Ink: What the hell is wrong with you people--
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Killer: Spoiler alert, everyone dies.
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Cross: Sorry I wasn't in church on Sunday.
Cross: I was out smoking crack with Satan.
Chaos: *WHEEZE-*
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Dust: Why did Paul Waker cross the road?
Horror: Dunno, why?
Dust: Because he wasn't wearing a seat belt.
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Chaos: The more people I meet, the more I understand serial killers.
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Chesire: Play dead, they said.
Chesire: Wasn't hard, I've been dead inside for years.
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Domino: "I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing.
Domino: Except at a funeral.
(These shouldn't be funny-)
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Nightmare: You call it kidnapping, I call it surprise adoption.
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Sona: In case no one told you today, your existence has no particular meaning and you are going to die anyway. ❤
Blueberry: *to everyone else* WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING--
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Oblivion: What state do you live in?
Lunar: Constant Despair. You?
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Shattered: Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
(Well I'm sold-)
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Horror: Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
*silence*
Shape: That's just fucked up--
Paimon: Not funny. At all.
Domino: That ain't something to joke about.
Jade: Agreed.
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