Artie Killed My Dad (Liv and Maddie)

Things To Know Before You Start Reading

-Artie always smells like a fart. 

-Artie throws popsicles at random children crossing the street.

-Artie has a foot fetish.

-Artie is scared of ladybugs.

-Pete (your dad) always has ladybugs following him as he attracts them with his manly eyebrows.

-Karen (your mom) plays the flute randomly at 3am. She is very bad at it though.

-You are Liv and Maddie's triplet.

-You have a cousin named Carmella who always has chocolate bars in her pockets.

-Joey randomly screams at you and walks away with no reasoning.

-Pete always has cheese in his pockets.