What goes on in my mind..

The Goats Beard (And A Tragic Story)

Okay I have no idea what the bloody heck I'm doing XD

I HAD A MEGA DEJA VU WHEN I STARTED MAKING THIS PART AND SOMETHING DEEP DEEP DOWN INSIDE ME SCREAMED 'NAME THIS PART THE GOATS BEARD' SO I HAD TO IM SORRY

........ Apparently I'm supposed to talk about Goats.

*gasp*

I made cake the other day

Because I was bored. And home alone. And hungry. SO OF COURSE YOU MAKE CAKE I MEAN PFFFT WHO DOESNT

But it tasted good.

BUT IT WAS SO TRAGIC BECAUSE THIS MORNING I WAKE UP AND TELL MYSELF IM GOING TO GO EAT A PEICE OF CAKE BUT THEEEEN

(Oh gods but THEN)

I go out and THE LAST THREE PEICES ARE IN CRUMBLES AND THE TOPS ARE EATEN OFF OF THEM LIKE

WHAT MONSTER DOES THIS?!?! WHY IS THIS A THING?!?! HOW?!?! WHO?!?! I DISOWN EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY FOR MURDERING MY CALE

._.

Yeah. This has nothing to do with the title. Uhhhhh.

My inner voice told me to do it