What goes on in my mind..

Water Is Doom... (Playing Halo 3)

Me & Gabe(lil brother): *playing Halo 3*

*starts the campaign, and it's the very beginning which I've played the beginning before so I know what's going on on and stuff*

Me: *squealy sounds* YES I AM MASTER CHEIF AWWWW YISSSSS

Gabe: Who am I?

Me: you're Arbiter. Hallo Arbiter.

Gabe: don't start...

Me: BUAHAHA- wait what are the controls ITS SO CONFUSING

Gabe: yeah the controls are different from Reach and Anniversary.

Me: *le derp face as I run around and try to get the hang of the controls* *ends up changing the controls to the Walkie Talkie one thingy*

Gabe: *has ran far ahead*

Me: WAIT FOR ME APPLE DOUCHE!!!

Gabe: NOOOO!! Don't keep saying that!!

Me: what? Apple Douche? :3

Gabe: *eye roll*

~a while later when we have to rescue the other people and there's some water that's pretty deep*

Gabe: *falls into the water* AGHHH!! NOOO

Me: HAHAHA SUCKE- *dies* *respawns in the water just as Gabe gets out* NO NO NO!!!! SAVE ME!!! *jumping up and down trying to get up but can't and just sinks, but doesn't drown*

Gabe: *laughing at the edge of the water* NEVERRRR

Me: NOOOO ARBITERD SAVE MEEE!!!!!! *manages to still not be able to get out*

*long story short this lasted for about ten minutes until I was able to get out of the water* *yeah it sucked*

Gabe: oh that was funny.

Me: shuddup arbuterd.

Gabe: 'arbiterd'?

Me: you didn't save me. *huff like a five year old*

*several minutes later*

Gabe: ahhhh!!! Help I'm gonna die!!!

Me: I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF LEAVING ME TO DIEEEEEE IN THE EVIL WATTEEEEERRR~

Gabe: *dies* *respawns* *shoots my foot*

Me: Apple Douche *shoots gabes foot*

*and so we killed each other with grenades*

*when we reach the small base and have our weapons taken away*

Me: OMG IT LOOKS LIKE MY SHADOW IS HUGGING AIR

Gabe: MY LEGS LOOK WEIRD LOL

*both not paying attention to anything*

*aventuallt have to defend the base*

Random Soldeir: Stop standing around and do something Arbiter!

Gabe: *gasp* How mean!!

Me: Pffffft yeaaaaaaaaaa~

Another Random Soldier: It's Master Chief! Can I hide behind you sir??

Me: Psht. Sure. Me an my incredibly masculine frame and amazingness. Go for it, strangely small human.

Gabe: why do they love you? D:

Me: BECAUSE IM BATMA- wait wrong thing. BECAUSE IM MASTER CHIEF!!!!

Gabe: whatever

*le hour later* *weve reached the level where there are like three tanks and those weird things that ram into you and there are a lot of turrets*

*we failed about ten times, if not fifteen*

*after finally accomplishing that and somehow not killing each other*

So we only got to play until just before we meet The Flood. Which I'm personally excited for.

BUT YEAH

WE MAGICALLY MANAGED NOT TO KILL EACH OTHER (more than once) YET :D

HALO 3 IS REALLY FUN