𝕗.𝕨 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤

giving kids "the talk"

this is finn and his characters giving youngsters..
the talk
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finn
-brooklyn.
-you guys were all hanging out at the park
-you two were watching brooklyn while she played
-she got tired and went to go sit with you guys
-it was quiet
-until she randomly says
-"finn how are babies made?"
-😟
-sweating profusely
-he starts bouncing his leg
-ur just sitting there mouth wide open
-"well uh.. when two people really love each other.. they.. um , I DONT KNOW ASK YOUR MOM"
-you guys dropped her off home and l e f t.

richie
(lets pretend richie has a little brother)
-you guys were chilling in his room listening to music when his little brother came in..
-"hey rich"
-"what do you want get out"
-"i have a question"
-"cmon dont be mean richie he just wants to ask a question" big sis or whateva🙄🤟🏽
-"how are babies made"
-wide eyes
-" you put your dick inside girls now get out thats what im trying to do"
-that poor kid
-u let rich hit
-he heard it all

tyler
-you two were babysitting your younger sister
-you guys were in the kitchen making homemade pizza
-while you guys were making the dough the random topic of baby names came up
-"i really like the name leah"
-"oh thats a cute name"
-your little sister came over to you guys and was like
-"i cant wait to be a mom"
-"your only 7 don't rush it"
-"how are babies made anyway"
-😁
-"uhhh tyler u got this one. tell her where the snotty little shits come from"😆
-wide eyes lol
-"uh they come from.. THE SKY. yeah the sky and a bird comes and he uh drops an egg inside the mommys stomach while shes uh sleeping and the egg turns into a baby!"
-improvise 😎
-" wow , now i really wanna have kids thanks ty!"
-just smile n nod yall🙂

boris
(you guys are older and have kids)
-ugh
-this fucker
- your kid asked you guys at breakfast
-"dad how are babies made?"
-boris seemed unphased
-u were very uncomfy.
-"you fuck bitches"
-"BORIS"

miles
-flora ofc asked
-this was definitely awkward 😇
-"miles how are babies made?"
-"yknow when you walk past me and y/n's room at night and sometimes you hear stuff your not supposed to"
-"yeah.."
-"yeah."
-flashbacks to "noises" 😟

trevor
-his little sister asked😐
-you guys were driving her to school when she just randomly asked
-"hey trev, where did i come from?"
-"what do you mean?"
-"like where do babies come from"
-he almost crashed into a mail box
-"uh its a game."
-"what kind of game"
-hands sweating.
-your just sitting there amused LMAO
-"like its uh a game adults play and um y-you you have to beat levels to get a baby"
-"thats stupid, have you and y/n tried to win"
-"many time-"
-"TREV" you yelled at him🥸

mike
(pretend you guys are older and have kids)
-his awkward ass
-he started the whole convo😐
-" uh hey kid come here me and your mom wanna talk to you"
-in front of him was a banana, an apple with a hole in it and a condom😀
- "okay so red represents girls and yellow represents boys.."
-fast forwad🙄
- "then you rip this open and slowly put it on the peni-"
-fast forward
-"and once that happens you can remove the condo"
-fast forward
-"and thats it bud. thats sex!"
-that poor kid

bobert
(you guys have kids)
-you guys had just woken up
-your kid was jumping around on the bed waking you guys up
-"okay okay enough sit" giggles lol
-"hey mommy"
-"yes sweetheart"
-"where do babies come from"
-you looked right over at bobert
-"uh i- they um"
-you guys seriously just couldn't do it
-you got someone else to do it and it went fine tbh
-still the same kid

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i hate kids