VolleyWhores || Haikyuu Chatfic

wee woo save us hoes (take 2)

Karasuno bvc

Suga-san:
welcome back to your favorite official setter 🌚✨

I'm not your dad:
suga you cant just keep saying that-
we still have Kageyama

a bicon:
yuh yuh
but we still love you suga-san

sweet innocent sunshine maybe homo but we dont know:
ofc we love suga:D
Kageyama is just a meanie and calls me dumbass all the time >:(

rainbow milk:
wow

the salty bitch:
haha

gays of the year
(first year chat)

milkyama:
yknow you could be nicer to us you salty mf 😃

dig bick energy:
he helped you stupid be thankful for that

handtana:
you?? help?? us?? study???

dig bick energy:
well yes but before you can to me bc tsukishima is an asshole 👁

yam the yam:
y'all shut up 🕺🏻
im listening to my 2013 playlist 🕺🏻🕺🏻

dig bick energy:
what song is playing rn
you have to tell me
or else ✂️

yam the yam:
rude was just playing
now its royals

handtana:
perfect songs 10/10

milkyama:
wait a damn minute-
counting stars is playing for me im-

yam the yam:
stan 2013 for the music

dig bick energy:
yes
wake me up is just ✨

handtana:
d

id anyone else realize Kageyama told saltyshima to be nicer to us 🚶‍♂️

yam the yam:
the audacity-

milkyama:
what the fuck
not you guys talking about me in a groupchat im in 👁👄👁

handtana:
yeah❤

yam the yam:
LMFAOAOSKSKID

saltyshims:
shut up yamaguchi

yam the yam:
bitch i swear to fucking satan
if you tell me to shut up one more god damn time
i will beat your ass myself

milkyama:
go yamaguchi go

handtana:
BYE WHY IS THAT FUNNY 😭

saltyshims:
i just wanted to see your reaction what

dig bick energy:
everyone,,,
shut up and
let me talk
(sorry)

milkyama:
go yachi go

handtana:
kags-
please-
stOp-
im suppose to be sleeping but im laughing too hard to pretend

yam the yam:
its probably the sleep deprivation getting to you while listening to the nostalgia playlists

dig bick energy:
😃

handtana:
oKaY gO-
wE'Re aLl wAiTiNg.
gO
aReNt yOu gOnNa gO

yam the yam:
10/10 pefect grammar

milkyama:
ah yes, pefect
my favorite word to spell

dig bick energy:
OMS-

handtana:
GO
HOLY FUCK-

dig bick energy:
yamaguchi
get dino whore online

yam the yam:
@ saltyshims
if you dont get online rn
i wont come over to cuddle you while eating dino nuggets on sunday

saltyshims:
hi hello
I am here

handtana:
damn-

dig bick energy:
OKAY SO ehm
do you guys wanna go to a cafè or something to study together?
just so you know its mostly for Kageyama and Hinata

Handtana:
yes
thank satan for yachi, our savior for the math test on Monday

milkyama: obviously 🤠

saltyshims:
no they can study on their own

yam the yam:
i already threatened you just to come online
i will use the same thing again
so we're gonna help our friends study right tsukki?

handtana:
thats hot
i would agree tsukishima

saltyshims:
sadly i agree with the shrimp so yes i will-

dig bick energy:
great! see you tomorrow!

milkyama:
hinata w h a t

••••••
(this is me remaking and reposting this sOrRy-)

I lost all humor in my body so have this and my random upcoming plans for this.

yes i will be writing this instead of being smart and actually updating my other books.

wee woo