VolleyWhores || Haikyuu Chatfic

become ennotana (pls) • ˢʰᵃʷᵗʸ ᵖˡᵃⁿ ¹

Sugawara created a chat

Sugawara added Oikawa, Hanamaki, Akaashi, Kenma, Kageyama, and Yamaguchi.

Sugawara named the chat Shawties

Sugawara:
welcome setters + Hanamaki
and Yamaguchi

Yamaguchi:
why am i last 😐

Oikawa:
i dont think that matters i-

Sugawara:
im bored as fuck and daichi made the chat dead
i wanna yse this chat to plan random (not really) things to fuck with the server

Kageyama:
then why are me and yamaguchi here
we're literally admins i-

Yamaguchi:
exactly

Sugawara:
nonono
"random things" involve many many things

Kageyama:
no fuck this

Yamaguchi:
w ha t i f i wa s a lr e ad y
d a ti n g s o me o n e

Sugawara:
w ho

Yamaguchi:
wh o s a ys i ll t el l y o u

Kageyama:
so why are we here

Sugawara:
i already said why

Oikawa:
your favorite bitch is here

Sugawara:
that reminds me

Sugawara added Tanaka

Hanamaki:
how did that remind you⁉️

Sugawara:
the person who's crushing on them needs help giving this person knowledge

Oikawa:
but hOw DOES MY MESSAGE-
WHAT⁉️⁉️

Sugawara:
HE'S AN IDIOT

Tanaka:
w ha t

Yamaguchi:
oh

Sugawara:
heyyyy tanaka

Tanaka:
what reminded you to add me i-

Sugawara:
you literally say your favorite *insert thing*

Tanaka:
what do you mean

Sugawara:
bitch i swear
anyways

Hanamaki:
anygays*

Sugawara:
shut up
let me talk

Yamaguchi:
not the yachi flashbacks

Sugawara:
wtf do you mean yachi flashbacks
first of all, im the original
second of all, tf do you mean

Kageyama:
yamaguchi i thought you where the smart one tf

Yamaguchi:
shut up

Oikawa:
aNYWAYS

Sugawara:
bitch-
okay so
I wanna force @Tanaka to do a lyric prank

Tanaka:
what

Sugawara:
so what he singin

Oikawa:
for who

Yamaguchi:
Ennoshita

Kageyama:
Ennoshita

Sugawara:
Ennoshita