VolleyWhores || Haikyuu Chatfic

THEY'RE GONE?????

kuroo:
kenma won't answer my messages

sugawara:
what do you want me to do

kuroo:
get the short one to ping him so he'll actually look at his phone

kageyama:
deal with it yourself

china:
hey now this isn't your desaiston

yamaguchi:
what

tsukishima:
I think you mean decision

china:
yeah that

ya-cha cha:
i-

china:
anyways
I'm nice so I will

kageyama:
you're probably only doing it bc I said he can deal with it himself

tsukishima:
oh?
so the king can spell

kageyama:
obviously I can spell you fucking bean pole

yamaguchi:
wow those two are rubbing off on eachother

china:
I dont act like yama yama

sugawara:
yama yama?

china:
@kenma kuroo wants you

sugawara:
dear hinata,
you obviously don't know my power in this situation.

kenma:
shoyo you pinged?
oh it's for kuroo

kuroo:
wHERE ARE YOU??

kenma:
uh

i want ass-chan:
That reminds me

hanamaki:
isn't kawa missing too 🕴

matsukawa:
welp ig he's gone

i want ass-chan:
wow.
@oikawa where tf are you

oikawa:
not in miyagi

hanamaki:
why didn't you take me with you

I want ass-chan:
why aren't you in miyagi

kuroo:
why are kenma and oikawa missing at the same time
i don't like how that's happening right now

sugawara:
are you still

kuroo:
fuck off

sugawara:
calling yaku rn.

kuroo:
hey now-

nishinoya:
you're an all star
get your game on

daichi:
I regret
not leaving while we could

kenma:
isn't yaku in this gc

sugawara:
oh shit that's even faster

kuroo:
NO WAIT-

sugawara:
@Yaku

yaku:
kuroo what did you do now

kuroo:
WH-

bokuto:
how often is kuroo in situations

yaku:
not often but often enough

tanaka:
w h a t
isNT HE ONE OF SMARTEST HERE??

kuroo:
sHUT UP EJFKAKTK

tanaka:
BRUH

akaashi:
can we go back to the fact that you don't know where oikawa and kenma are

kuroo:
akaashi why you say you
why not we

yaku:
shut up kuroo

kuroo:
why are you acting like tsukishima
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