A/N : ok thus one shot is going to be realistic it won't be imaginative
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ok hi my name is y/n i am in college my dream is to be a lawyer ig but if that doesn't work imma be a stripper who gives a fuck but i go to law class and today the teacher was teaching and my slow ass trying to catch up and my teacher was like " ok class we have a new student his name is dabi......dabi? dabi? where are you" and this guy came in looking like an amine character and i was like chileee anyways and then teacher was like "ummm there is an empty sit next to y/n go sit next to her" and he was like ok and sat next to me i looked at his zipped mouth like WTF IS THAT and then a few minutes later the teacher said ok let's take a few minutes of break my asss was so happy cus i swear the stripper job really looking good rn but then i remembered that blueface story i swear if i was the stripper i would have throw some hands but idk? i was deep in thought until i hear "hehehehheeh" there comes the pick me girls i swear they are the most annoying next thing i heard is "wowwww dabi where are you from OMG ME TOO what a coincidence it like we are soulmates why would the teacher put you with y/n do you know she needs help with everything and she like anime hahaha like what a loser" and i just looked at the bitch like "baby it aint my fault your blonde blue eye self can't get a dic- ok i need to shut up before i get in trouble" and dabi was like "i like anime" and the pick me was like "omg me too am one season four of ouran academia titan" i said "EXCUSE ME" and dabi just laughed and told her to leave that she was annoying him and she left too saying "i never liked you anyways" and then i looked at dabi and he stared back ok ik me staring at his magnificent eyes is not bad but this boy was staring at my eyes as if he hasn't see caca eyes before like
🟤👄🟤like tf and then he said " wanna be friends" i said sure why not and the first thing this mf said was go get me some snacks from the snack bar i said ✨😩you think am rich✨ and he said ik your broke here use my credit card and when i tell you this boy is rich rich it was a black credit card so i said ok and got myself some food then next thing ik when i came back the teacher was like it time for class 15minutes break is over damnnnnn i never got to eat my candy and when she was teaching my slow ass still didn't get the work until i saw my text message notification ding and i check to one of my friend best friend saying "there is an emergency am doomed am doomed"
i got so scared i asked where she was and she say we should come downstairs after class then when i finished class i rushed downstairs to see my best friend roaming around then i came to her with my other best friend mai,mai said is everything ok then next thing i knew she pulled out her ring finger to show a diamond ring she was getting married and we were like this is why you called us then the next thing yk she put her hands over he stomach and rubbed it and like i said i am a slow ass,mai started screaming and i was still like wtf going on and maria (the other best friend) said "am pregnant" i said "BITCH YOU GOT RAILED WHO WOULD RAIL YOU"
and they looked at me like gurl she is having a baby "AM GOING TO BE AN AUNT" i screamed then i cane to realization wait who is going to be my roommate we literally just brought an apartment who is going to live then if you are gone maria said "just put it on the internet if anyone wants a roommate" ok after that we had some starbucks and i went home then i put it on the internet how i needed a roommate for a two bedroom apartment whoever need one after that i took a nap and i got a text message from someone name " mydickbiggerthananymf@" and i just damn what a weird name for a girl it has to be a girl because it the college rule even if it your apartment it needs to be the same gender so i text her:
me: hi you want the apartment
them: yes am new to this school so i need somewhere to stay
me: ok it no problem this is the address for you to come if you want to come and you won't see me because i have a lot of classes
them: me too i don't think we would see each other that much i already sent the money to your account
me: ok ty
the next day
it went pretty normal at class pick me girls all over gabi still not giving up and when i finished school mai asked if we should hangout at my apartment and j said yes and when we got there it was full of stuff posters, bed, a small chair and other stuff and mai was like that quick and i said yes i texted her yesterday and mai said "ok remember tomorrow is the college security is checking everyone's apartment to see if different genders are living together" "haha" i said " i am a good girl i dont do stuff like that" then mai said "that not what happened when you kissed the stranger at the club when you were drunk chile anyways" i said "nooo" then we watched a movie in my room and mai went home and i heard footsteps outside i should probably go but am so tired i can't get off the bed the next morning j got ready and saw that my new roommate made some breakfast with a sticky note on top saying "enjoy" i swear ive seen this handwriting before but where ....... my brain is too weak for this i have only one class today after i came back from the class i went to my room got into my comfortable unicorn onesie and it was evening then i heard footsteps again and the door shut in the room next to me then i try to go to my roommate room to tell her that we have inspection today that she should hide some of her electronics then as i opened the door j was like while looking at my phone "hey so we have inspections today i think you should hide some of your electro— WTFFFFFFFF" "what are you doing here" "DABIII" and he went "Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE"
