feline fantasies | argus filch x mrs norris

chapter two : getting acquainted

mrs norris and i had really began to get to know each other, we enjoyed the same things, ate the same things and even had the same political views.

we usually spent our saturday afternoons pissing on classroom doors, oh how romantic she was. her hatred for children was almost equal to mine ; it was as if we were meant for each other.

some students however, clearly thought otherwise. the black boy, the one with the long hair, sirius was it?? him and his friend, lupin, clearly had a problem with it. they can't say much about our love, they're always sucking each other's faces off in the corridors when they think nobody's looking. it's filthy. stupid fucking fifteen year olds.

oh and how i love it when her tail gets all stiff and rises, it's so attractive ; i just want to shove it up my crusty bum hole.

she even bit a student for me a few days ago, right on the bum. she's so romantic.