xiv. When Hell Freezes Over

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(vol i.)—
FOURTEEN: WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER

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imessage  ━━  private messages
[ 02 participants ]

sarah  . . .  well duh
eyesack . . . isaac




eyesack
i realize i didn't say this on instagram
so congratulations on your win


sarah
i think you have the wrong number


eyesack
you literally have me in your contacts


sarah
yes which is how i know you have
the wrong number

isaac lahey would never be caught
dead complimenting me


eyesack
did you ever consider that maybe
that's why i'm doing it in private


sarah
nice try buddy

but i am perfectly aware that isaac
lahey would also never WANT to
compliment me


eyesack
now why would you say that


sarah
the unfortunate circumstances of my
knowing you well enough allow me
to presume


eyesack
has anyone ever told you that your
choice of vocabulary is insanely
pretentious


sarah
okay now this sounds more like
the isaac i know

also in my defense i'm not going to
college so i need something to assure
people of my smarts especially since
i live in a college town

hence my pretentious word choices


eyesack
not going to college doesn't mean
you're not smart


sarah
it would be a big help if you could
convince the numerous teachers who
tell me i'm wasting my potential of
this mindset

but thank you i actually agree with
you for once


eyesack
there's a first time for everything


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