xxxvii. When in Doubt: Deny, Deny, Deny

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THIRTY SEVEN: WHEN IN DOUBT: DENY, DENY, DENY

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mr darcy love bot  . . .  sarah
not emma woodhouse . . . emma




not emma woodhouse
so you know how you're constantly
stealing my stuff when i visit


mr darcy love bot
hang on give me a second to come
up with a clever lie


not emma woodhouse
let's hope it's better than last time when
you said my butterfly sweats stood up
and walked into your closet


mr darcy love bot
in my defense !!!

actually i have no argument here
that was pretty bad


not emma woodhouse
yeah not one of your best

do you think you could ask them to
walk back into my closet


mr darcy love bot
sorry they said they don't feel like
walking from berkeley to stanford
so looks like i'm stuck with them!!

anyway why are you asking me about
stealing your clothes i haven't done
that in months


not emma woodhouse
only because i haven't been there
in months


mr darcy love bot
...semantics


not emma woodhouse
i was just wondering if you'd want
another opportunity


mr darcy love bot
how so? and would that very cute
pink plaid skirt you bought last
year be involved?

asking for a friend 😌


not emma woodhouse
tell your friend that the very cute pink
plaid skirt i bought last year will not
be involved because i'm not ready to
part with it yet and therefore will be
keeping it far away from the cho
residence for the time being


mr darcy love bot
you've offended my friend


not emma woodhouse
but maybe your friend will be interested
to know that i am bringing a butterfly
top that pairs well with some stolen
butterfly sweats <3


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