Avengers Parent Preferences

✨Dad Jokes they tell ✨

~Steve Rogers~

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!""....."

~Tony Stark~

"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" 

"What ?"

"Where's Pop-Corn ?"

"Okay, why do I fall for this EVERY TIME ?!" 

~Peter Parker~

"Spiders are so smart, they can find everything on the web"

"I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."

"That's it, I'm moving in with the Avengers"

~Bucky Barnes~

"What kind of car does an egg drive?"

"What kind ?"

"A Yolkswagen"

"FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING !!"

~Stephen Strange~

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?"

"ugh, why ?"

"Because then it will be a foot"

"WONG !! WHY DID YOU GIFT HIM A BOOK OF 50 BEST DAD JOKES ?!!"

~Peter Quill~

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend"

"It wasn't her, he needed some space"

"I zoned out the moment you started the joke"

~Thor~

"What time did the man go to the dentist?

"Tooth hurt-y"

"I think you should stop hanging out this much with Uncle Steve, both of you are telling these jokes a little too much"

~Loki~

"If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest ?"

"......"